Welcome back. Last we gathered here, the Pixel phones were only a rumor and Google's Home invasion had only just appeared at Google I/O.

In the time since, letters have continued to pour into the Android Police inbox. As always, the only purpose we can find in some of that correspondence is to put a smile on your face. Let us know in the comments if they do.

Letter #1

Subject: lock the mobile


sir yesterday night i lost my cell phone.in my cell phone there is data available. please help me..

waiting for your reply

Until you find your cell phone, your data isn't available. Not to you anyway. Sorry.

Letter #2

Subject: Merge Tabs


I was taught if it's not broke don't fix it and you guy's will make me and a lot of people in uninstall Google chrome because you took that feature merge tabs off i absolutely hate the tabs in chrome it really sucks i love chrome but if this stays the same i will definitely delete this app is don't even know why you guy's took that feature off in the first place you should have just left it be it wasn't bothering you so why upset the users and that's just not right just bring the feature back at least man come on your killing me over here dude.

Dude, smoke this. It'll help you relax.

Letter #3

Subject: Google Play Music Uses Profanity


Google Play Music uses profanity with the word "a**" on the "Dance party" of Friday Night.


Google, there are kids at this party.

Letter #4

Subject: Your stupid fucking ap destroyed my phone

Reason: Other


Your stupid fucking ap has made my phone UNUSABLE!

You seem to have emailed the wrong address. We've forwarded your complaint to Samsung customer service.

Letter #5

Subject: Hi I like mount pleasant too.


Okay I am ashamed to say I like gaming with a vengeance. But gory games are not really on. I also think nvidia are in cruise control. So ease up - i don't like the expert way you guys put things on the Internet well over what most people can afford. I also think an apology is overdue. Or burn in hell.

I'm sorry. Or were you talking to NVIDIA? I don't want to burn in hell.

Letter #6

Subject: Mis- use of the app

Reason: reason_dmca_request


To whom it may concern. I'm emailing you in regards to a misuse of this application for my email and other applications on my device. My husband and his ex wife have put countless permissions apks and APIs and just about every other kind of gizmo you possibly imagine. If you could kindly remove them I would appreciate it. Thank you for your help in this matter.

Are your husband and ex-wife using this kind of gizmo? Because that's the only kind I'm imagining.

Letter #7

To: APK Mirror

Subject: Help

Reason: Website Feedback


I need to know what this is and what it's for. Why does my wife have this

Because she found out about what you and your ex-wife have been up to.

Letter #8


I can't respond to this comment. I can't even wrap my head around it.

That's All Folks!

That's it for now. I hope the latest round of letters have made your day brighter, if only a tad. Otherwise we've scratched our head over these emails for nothing.

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