Attention parents! Google has some free music on Google Play today to make your next family road trip a pleasure for your children and torture for you. Play: Music, by The Rainbow Collections, is currently free. This timeless collection of wonderful(ly annoying) children's music contains classics such as 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star', 'Row Your Boat', and 'Old MacDonald'.

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As much as I have tried to educate my two boys that eighties rock is far better road trip music material, they still prefer this dreadful stuff. They are only two and five though, and I suppose it's educational (How else would you learn how to use a teapot?), so I will continue to tolerate it for now. I guess it is still better than Nickelback.

The best part of this album is its price. If you are going to have to put up with listening to this music 18 times in a row, while your kids yell along at full volume, at least you can take comfort in knowing you didn't pay anything for it. To add the album to your library just click the source link below. To purchase 400 Advil follow this link.

I'm not sure if this is a US only promotion, so help me out and sound off in the comments below if it works (or doesn't) where you live. If you're unhappy and you know it, please clap your hands instead of leaving an obnoxious comment.