Well son, time is but an illusion of change

Yesterday you had a tiny phone with Snake

Today you're overcome by a desire so strange

To buy the biggest phablet Motorola can make.

Time comes, flies, runs out, it's an elusive affair

Don't waste it by constantly checking the clock

Free yourself from it, put a blank screen on your Wear

It's always noon somewhere, Paris, Rio, or Bangkok.

One smart dev sensed the deceptive nature of time

He made a watch face so black it seemed like Void

So before I trip on a word that doesn't rhyme

I'll advise you to instantly download it on your droid.