Welcome to yet another episode of the Android Police Podcast. We're here today with a special sort of podcast (you might have noticed the lack of a live broadcast on Thursday), celebrating the season the only way we know how: a series of silly, stupid, and weird sound bites from episodes over the last year.

Standards you've come to know and love, like "I've always wanted to know if I could kick my own ass," and "It's Thursday." And who could forget timeless classics like "I might have pants on," or "I do not have a frog in my butt"? But wait, there's more! We're even including some tasteless jokes about male anatomy. Act now to take advantage of this special offer... which is free anyway.