If you're a Chrome Beta user who was getting bored with their weekend web browsing, we've got a tip for you - Chrome Beta for Android has an experimental "Accessibility Tab Switcher" flag that'll allow you to switch tabs in a compact, pleasing interface, also enabling you to bring back closed tabs with a handy "undo" button. That should take a little pressure out of your tab management experience.
To turn the Accessibility Tab Switcher on, just open up Chrome Beta and head to chrome://flags. There are plenty of other experimental goodies in there to, for those feeling adventurous.
Update: As one commenter pointed out below, when you switch to the Accessibility Tab Switcher, you can still get the card-based tabs list by swiping down from the address bar.
Thanks, Pietari Heino!