Google Glass hasn't even fully arrived on the consumer market, but wearable computing competition is already heating up as Samsung announced its Glass competitor: the Samsung Apex. The head-mounted display will serve up both television and internet access while simultaneously sucking your dick.

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It's unclear yet whether this move will actually win over users. While Glass does not have the ability to pleasure your genitals itself, Hangouts has been positioned as a way for couples to view live, multi-user video chats of themselves having sex while taking part in the act. For the exhibitionists, Hangouts on Air would provide a whole new form of performance thrill seeking, while the more intimate couples would simply be brought closer together by being able to look into their own eyes as they look into each others' eyes looking into their own eyes. It's a powerful feature, but as per usual Samsung's strategy seems to be throwing ideas at the wall and seeing what sticks.

Regardless of which approach resonates more with consumers and their respective genitals, Samsung will probably end up selling a large number of these units upon release.

Hahaha. "Units."

Source: The Onion