"I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid nothing's going to change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you what's going to be announced. I came here to tell you how it's going to be teased. I'm going to send out this invite, and then I'm going to show these people what they want to see. I'm going to show them a world without Samsung, or HTC. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries. A world where anything could be announced. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you." -- LG PR

Okay, maybe that's not what the actual PR says. But it should be! Instead, we just received this invite from LG and Qualcomm, inviting us to "live without boundaries."

The event will take place in NYC at 8am (because LG hates it when you sleep. The invite also came with the following tease:

LG and Qualcomm cordially invite you Live Without Boundaries. This exclusive event takes place on September 19 at [REDACTED], where you will receive a first-hand look at an upcoming LG smartphone. LG and Qualcomm executives will be on hand to show off the device and discuss how this partnership is taking both companies to new heights.

The event is six days away and aside from a glimmering silhouette in a black void, we don't have much information on what this device will be. It's likely, though, that it will be the Optimus G the company has been quietly releasing videos of. As evidenced by the fact that it will probably pack some kind of Snapdragon processor. Otherwise, it'll be pretty awkward for Qualcomm to be on stage at this event. So, who's excited for a new LG phone?

Serious question.