OK, Google, let me start over. No, no, no, that wasn't a command. Ugh, OK.
Google, send a hangouts message.
"Who do you want to message?"
Good, now we're getting somewhere.
"Say your message."
I'm at the grocery store now, but I forget which milk you wanted. Do you drink 2% or skim?
"Do you want to send this?"
Yes, it worked! I can't wait to tell everyone who reads Android Police about this. Too bad I left my computer at home.
Wait, what am I thinking?
OK, Google, open WordPress.