Have you ever happened upon an attractive, dog-having single person in your local park and attempted to strike up a conversation about the fact that you, too, have a Canis domesticus and a picture of said animal that you would like to show this attractive dog-having person, only to be rejected because your phone's small display does not adequately represent your canine companion's intense cuteness? Good news! AT&T will soon be stocking the Asus PadFone X, a Certified Dog Photo Presenting Device (CDPPD) that will ensure the only reason you'll ever be shot down is for any other reason aside from not having a big enough screen to show someone a picture of your dog on.

Oh, and there is no new information about the PadFone X's pricing or availability. Just in case you were wondering. But there is new and exciting information about its ability to display pictures of dogs: it can. Which I know you were wondering about. Don't lie, you totally were.


David Ruddock
David's phone is whatever is currently sitting on his desk. He is an avid writer, and enjoys playing devil's advocate in editorials, and reviewing the latest phones and gadgets. He also doesn't usually write such boring sentences.

  • Chris Cromwell

    i love the tags for this post

    • Kcls

      Lmfao at turducken

  • Matt

    I guess this is what the snowboarding Galaxy Gear guy does to pick up chicks in the summer.

  • athorax

    wow such tablet

  • Dude McDuderson

    Oh joy....nerds hitting on each other.

    • Gator352

      WHAT? Are you a Mc "Dud" erson? She's pretty hot. Besides, I have something bigger I can whip out that she'd be more pleased with. And it ain't no padphone :)

      • akshay7394


        • Gator352


      • tdurden64111

        The lower your standards, the hotter she is.

  • http://www.androidpolice.com/author/eric-ravenscraft/ Eric Ravenscraft


    And to think, if Sebastian had just had a Padfoneâ„¢, the whole movie would've been a lot shorter.

  • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii
  • Steve Freeman

    "the only reason you'll ever be shot down is for any other reason aside from not having a big enough screen to show someone a picture of your dog on." I would have thought any guy who whips his tablet out in front of a girl he just met would have LESS of a chance with her...

    • GraveUypo

      wait, there are OTHER reasons!?

  • Erstam

    I like a challenge. I got my girl without a padphone!

  • Lee Winkler

    "Get the girl" ?? "GET THE GIRL"!?!?? Holy crap that is marketing genius......said the executives at Asus......Only..... Ever

  • Mikeb3ll

    Here is an awesome photo of my dog and wait, let me get the big screen out here for the next one, this next one right here is my penis.

  • Renan Lazarotto

    What the hell is "turducken"??

  • Cesar

    The dog-displaying capabilities of this phone were literally the only thing holding me back. Now I can finally ditch VZW and switch to AT&T to get this phone. Stupid Moto X would always crash any time I tried to load up a dog picture.

  • http://twitter.com/anishbhalerao Anish Bhalerao

    Here is a dog photo in my avatar. ENHANCE PADFONE, ENHANCE!