Welcome to yet another episode of the Android Police Podcast. We're here today with a special sort of podcast (you might have noticed the lack of a live broadcast on Thursday), celebrating the season the only way we know how: a series of silly, stupid, and weird sound bites from episodes over the last year.

Standards you've come to know and love, like "I've always wanted to know if I could kick my own ass," and "It's Thursday." And who could forget timeless classics like "I might have pants on," or "I do not have a frog in my butt"? But wait, there's more! We're even including some tasteless jokes about male anatomy. Act now to take advantage of this special offer... which is free anyway.

David Ruddock
David's phone is whatever is currently sitting on his desk. He is an avid writer, and enjoys playing devil's advocate in editorials, and reviewing the latest phones and gadgets. He also doesn't usually write such boring sentences.

  • Bob Severns

    David! You are the consummate turd salesman.

    • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

      David and turd in one sentence? Automatic +1.

      • Cheeseball

        +1 as well. Legitimate use of the words consummate and turd.

    • darioqqo948

      my Aunty Peyton got
      silver Ford Shelby GT500 Coupe just by part time work from a laptop. like this

  • silaslenz

    I miss Eric :(

    • http://www.androidpolice.com/author/eric-ravenscraft/ Eric Ravenscraft


  • Klappa

    I cound't bear 2 seconds before i stopped listening...