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It's finally here, folks: the most-anticipated agrarian simulation game of the year is now available on the Google Play Store. If you wile away the lonely Kansas nights with the latest Tractor Supply Company catalogs, if you've ever found yourself checking out a ball hitch on eBay, if the words "crop rotation" get you hot and bothered, then this is your game.

"Tired of farming alone?" asks the Farming Simulator 2014 trailer, as if it didn't already know. Yes indeed, FS now includes a multiplayer mode, for the couple that doesn't mess around when it comes to sewing seeds. Unfortunately it's local only (WiFi or Bluetooth), so you California grape tycoons can't get it on with your Nebraska corn-huskin' honeys, but you can play all you want with like-minded folk in about a 30-foot radius. If no one's around to help you, you can hire AI assistants to help get the job done. Don't worry. Farming Simulator knows what you need, and it will never judge you.

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Pictured: hot.

The graphics and interface are much improved - you can never get too much fidelity on your amber waves of grain, after all - and a dynamic market will fluctuate depending on what crops you harvest and sell. Thanks to an accurate day-night cycle, you can make hay even after the sun stops shining. And with more than double the number of vehicles and implements from the previous edition, from manufacturers like Case IH, Deutz-Fahr, Lamborghini, Kuhn, Amazone and Krone (ooooooh yeah, baby: Krone) it'll never get boring in the cabin.

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Farming Simulator 2014 is $2.99 and works on Android devices running 2.3.3 or higher.

Jeremiah Rice
Jeremiah is a US-based blogger who bought a Nexus One the day it came out and never looked back. In his spare time he watches Star Trek, cooks eggs, and completely fails to write novels.
  • Jeremiah Rice

    Fun fact: I've driven both tractors and trains. I have no idea what people see in farm or train simulators.

    • Alex Mocaby

      A simpleton like you would NEVER understand!

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  • http://twitter.com/rohanXm Rohan Mathur

    mmmmmmm dat corn doe

  • http://steamcommunity.com/id/metallinatus Metallinatus

    I really simply love the name of the posts of this site xD

  • http://www.androidpolice.com/author/pamela-hill/ Pamela Hill

    And yet another example of why Android Police has the BEST writers!

  • Fussolia

    This post almost made me want to buy it. Good job.

  • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

    I'm in the zone, so I'm eating a Calzone while ordering an Amazone from Amazon for my farm.

    • Michael Ta

      *Farmzone

      • fonix232

        Don't disturb him! He's in the zone!

        • Michael Ta

          I'm in the zone too! the OOOOOOOzone.

    • testa

      At Low Cal Calzone Zone?

      • Patrick

        CALZONES ARE STUPID

  • sean

    Gonna hold out for Harvest Moon. It ain't a real farming game without fairies!

    • Lumi

      And wives/husbands. And mining. And fishing.

  • XD
  • Will

    You sew with a needle and thread, but you sow seeds.

  • Colin Richardson

    How can it be $2.99 but then £2.20, What type of exchange rate is that?!

    • Raja

      Its 'Because Fuck you, thats why' exchange rate

      • Colin Richardson

        That didn't seem necessary.

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  • agl82

    Hilarious review!

  • Matthew Fry

    Dat corn

  • JWolf_PDX

    And for those looking to find a partner to 'plow the field' or 'hoe the row', there's this:

    http://www.farmersonly.com/

  • Kathy Dumborth

    Most amusing review I've read about this game is at http://farmingsimulator14.com/

    says "Cheaper than a coffee" and "farmers smell like a skunk..." and blah blah blah

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