Have you ever wished that your phone's screen was the size of a theater? Do you hate looking normal in public? Do you hate being able to see any aspect of your surroundings? If you answered "yes" to any or all of these questions, you need to re-evaluate your priorities. Seriously, go do that. If, after a good deal of self reflection, you're sticking to your guns, we've found a product that suits your misguided needs perfectly. This is the vrAse:

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As you can see in the above image, it's the perfect mixture of gigantic, horrid-looking, and functionally awkward. It's similar in concept to the TV Hat but they've done you the service of adding more unnecessary complexity. It's like Google Glass for people who make horrible decisions. The vrAse has lenses so that apps utilizing side-by-side 3D will look incredible as soon as somebody decides that making them isn't a terrible idea. It's also perfect for looking like a crazy person as you use augmented-reality apps while walking around town. The ladies sure do love half-blind Cylons.

Seriously, how is it even remotely safe to be cycling and skateboarding with this thing strapped onto your face? I wonder how many fatalities resulted from the creation of that video.

Oh, and did I mention gaming? Your gaming experience will be so immersive that you'll think you've gone crazy.

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Don't worry, though. You have gone crazy. You're using the vrAse, after all.

You can check out the full details of the vrAse on its Kickstarter page if you're just itching to find out more about "biggest revolution your smartphone has ever seen."

Source: Kickstarter