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There's a large market for a device like the Vibease wearable smart vibrator, which has been on Indiegogo for all of a day and has already exceeded its $15,000 fundraising goal by a full $10,000. There are the proud independent women who swear they don't need a man. There are the husbands who just want to keep the misses happy, even though they don't really know how. There's the leagues of Fifty Shades of Grey fans who just found out kink is a thing and are now raring to dip their fingers in this brave new world. Then there are us young millennial couples who grew up learning about these things from the internet anyway, so why not give something like this a try? This is one hands-free device that has everyone excited.

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There are no shortage of things available that can be controlled from our smartphones, such as questionable rolling balls and light-blocking window blinds, but some are more sensual than others. Sure, a person could use either of those two products to enhance their love life, but Vibease's offering doesn't require nearly as much effort. This is a vibrator controlled wirelessly via Bluetooth, and it can be handled using any Android or iOS device.

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The vibrator brings along a companion app complete with a selection of romantic literature best read with your eyes closed. The app reads the story for you and triggers the vibrator when it detects certain phrases. Once things start to get steamy, your mind won't be the only thing getting stimulated. The woman below shows us how it's done. Plug in a good pair of earphones, slip the vibrator into place, close your eyes, and see if the climax of the story is as satisfying as you hoped.

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Like any good vibrator, Vibease's isn't just good for solo use. That soft, pink piece of silicone can be triggered from anywhere in the world. Just sync your app with a partner's and grant them permission to tickle your fancy any time they like. The app comes with a private messaging feature, so you can share steamy conversations from afar without giving up the physical aspect that is the real reason you tolerate each other's company.

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The Vibease smart vibrator is molded to stay in place like any other hands-free Bluetooth device, but a smartphone isn't required for use. Users can activate it manually and handle it alone or, if they're in a generous mood, share it with their partners. The device is waterproof and rechargeable via USB, so this is one pleasurable toy you can whip out whenever and wherever you want.

Vibease has nearly doubled its fundraising goal already, but there are still 29 days to go if you want in on this action. All of the $69 offerings have already been accepted, but you can still get your hands on this vibrator for $79. This package's shipping and handling is free for anyone in the US, but it will cost $10 for Canadians, and $15 for everyone else. Don't expect to receive anything until October. We'd all like for it to come sooner, but a premature release would only ruin the experience.

Sources: Indiegogo, Vibease

Bertel King, Jr.
Born and raised in the rural South, Bertel knows what it's like to live without 4G LTE - or 3G, for that matter. The only things he likes sweeter than his tea are his gadgets, and while few objects burn more than a metal phone on a summer day, he prefers them that way anyway.

  • Ryan O’Neill

    This would actually be a great alternative to ringtone notifications. Never have to put your phone on "silent" again!

    • YBinnenweg

      They might pull funny faces though :P

    • Guest

      So if she goes WOO HOO when the phone rings, would that still be considered "silent"?

    • Jose Torres

      So if the phone rings and she yells WOO HOO, would that still be considered "silent"?

  • sssgadget

    Holy moly! Major privacy issues when sending steamy conversations and controlling the vibrator over the network :O

  • Iggies

    What the hell happened to just, I don't know, getting laid?

    • QwietStorm

      Nothing happened?

    • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Cameron Summerson

      Herpes. Herpes happened.

    • squiddy20

      Ain't nobody got time for that!

    • http://them3blog.wordpress.com/ Abel

      getting laid its too mainstream

    • uniquename72

      Too many men don't do it properly, forcing women to take matters into their own hands.

    • Mr E

      Have you ever been a woman trying to get laid? Geez, you have to (1) decide to get laid then (2) get laid.
      http://revolutionofself.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/aintnobody.jpg

  • Logan B.

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    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
    ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~
    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
    ╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝

    • Alex h

      Learn to use proper English first

    • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Cameron Summerson

      So, um, Logan... you're a "beautiful strong black woman"? Interesting...

      • http://www.androidpolice.com/ David Ruddock

        The experiment was a success.

        • someone755

          THAT part of AP is crawling with Staff, I see... Interesting...

      • Mr E

        he didn't say he is. maybe he's just trolling for dates.... or potential recipients of a vibease gift :-

        • squiddy20

          Except the first line clearly states "Repost this if" and follows it up with "you are a beautiful strong black woman". The logic follows that only women would repost this, lest a man be called a woman. Not saying it's impossible for a man to post this, just not probable.

    • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

      Relevant. Upvoted.

      • Logan B.

        Thank you, I was getting worried that I was the only one...

  • QwietStorm

    Unbelievable.

  • David Margolin

    I'd use one ;)

    • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

      Go on...

      • someone755

        I don't know what's creepier, a man saying he'd use one or you telling him to do so xD

        • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

          I meant tell us more.

  • Johnathan Rodriguez

    And they say men are the perverted ones...

    • cwagner

      Well, the RealTouch is for men and seems more perverted :D

    • Daniel McDermott

      I would like to see the stats, but I would put money on that the majority of the funding came from men who want to give it to their wives or girlfriends.

    • Man

      We are.

  • http://www.Nave360.com Sebastian Gorgon

    Man that app needs some #holoyolo love.

    • Mr E

      Matias, save us! ;)

    • nawa

      Menu button of shame!

  • jak_341

    Will there be an Android Police review? :-p

    • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

      Review unit on the way. I mean... for the wife. Wait, did I say this out loud?

      • Mr E

        I'm waiting for the extensive teardown review :-

  • Ricardo

    It is said the brain is the most important sexual organ and I can see women craving one of these for this reason alone. This is a well thought out product.

  • cwagner

    Just as an FYI, the male counterpart has been on the market for some time (and was developed by a rocket engineer! Well, NASA, but whatever.): http://www.realtouch.com/

    And with the "JoyStick" it gets really creepy :D

  • Meh

    This could take "trolling my wife" to a new level :)

  • Sam Thomas

    Talk about opening the possibilities for pranks:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BckP3Qn4J8Y

    awww yeeeee

  • Mike Reid

    $69.

    LOL.

  • Gloria Tortorella

    Sounds interesting :P
    Looking forward to read some reviews!

  • Gloria Tortorella

    Wait.
    I just noticed the line: "We'd all like for it to come sooner, but a premature release would only ruin the experience."

    • &ru C

      I thought I was the only one who noticed the PUN :)

  • Matthew Fry

    She seems very excited about the product.

  • John O’Connor

    $69 offerings. just wtf. LMAO

  • Wayne Randall

    I bet if they bundled this with the EDGE, $34M would have come and gone by now.

  • Jose Marie Maquinay

    "are now raring to dip their fingers in this brave new world"

    i LOLed :D

  • Asphyx

    Does this product mean that Women miss the concept of the Obscene Phone call and want to make them just a bit more practical on their part? LOL