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Jul
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Birds crap on things. It's an unavoidable fact of life. A driver who hasn't walked out to a vehicle coated in bird feces is a driver who hasn't had their license for very long. But those birds can't be allowed to get the only enjoyment out of this experience. 2K Games' Turd Birds gives us a chance to experience what it's like to be on the feathered end of a frosty white bombing run.

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Turd Birds is roughly a Temple Run clone where the goal is to crap on as many targets as you can, all while avoiding airborne hazards. Players collect (or buy) feathers throughout levels and can use them to unlock other birds to play as. Each bird must grab (or buy) as many coins as possible without running out of - wait for it - gas. Perhaps the game's most defining feature is the ability to connect to Facebook and crap on your friends' Facebook profile pictures. We've all done this verbally before. How about something a bit more explicit?

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As many games of this type often are, Turd Birds is free to play but filled to capacity with IAPs just raring to poop all over a good time. If this experience doesn't sound too crappy, then scoop it up from the Play Store below.

Bertel King, Jr.
Born and raised in the rural South, Bertel knows what it's like to live without 4G LTE - or 3G, for that matter. The only things he likes sweeter than his tea are his gadgets, and while few objects burn more than a metal phone on a summer day, he prefers them that way anyway.

  • Himmat Singh

    Funny how you look at the 2K Games catalogue on Google Play and you'd assume they're some casual gaming company. All these casual stuff sees simultaneous release with iOS, but the heavyweights such as Borderland Legends and XCOM are no where in sight (and probably never coming).

  • basteagow

    They should have named it Guano Run.

  • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

    Puntastic title.

    • HellG

      Eggzatly!

  • ProductFRED

    "Poop on your Facebook friends!"

    DOWNLOADING NOW.

  • http://www.geekchoice.com/washington-dc Dagmar Schneitz

    This game is shameless and gross. I'm sure I won't be playing them. But somebody will sure buy it.