22
May
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Most men seem to understand the unspoken rules of bathroom etiquette. They get in, they do the deed, and they get out with as little awkward contact as necessary. But there's always that one guy who messes things up - that jerk who walks in and stands at the urinal next to yours when there was clearly another free one available. It's too late to educate that guy, but hopefully the next one will play Men's Room Mayhem before he makes the same mistake.

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Ripstone's latest game puts gamers in the shoes of a bathroom janitor tasked with making sure the whizzers that walk in aim their tackle in the right direction. As is the case with any public bathroom, a steady flow will pour across the floor, and players must draw clear paths to the nearest stall. Fights will break out if paths cross too closely, because as we all know: you never cross the streams.

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If you prevent accidents and make sure everyone washes their hands before leaving, you will be well on your way towards unlocking new bathrooms to play in. The difficulty will ramp up over time as lines steadily grow longer, and some patrons will be less able to wait than others.

Men who need to brush up on their bathroom etiquette and women who want to learn how the other half handles their business can find this gem in the Play Store for a mere 99 cents.

Bertel King, Jr.
Born and raised in the rural South, Bertel knows what it's like to live without 4G LTE - or 3G, for that matter. The only things he likes sweeter than his tea are his gadgets, and while few objects burn more than a metal phone on a summer day, he prefers them that way anyway.

  • Stoker

    And to think, some people say Android games aren't classy.

    • umataro42

      What's not classy are the people that don't know proper bathroom etiquette and any effort to educate them should be welcomed.

    • Josh Brown

      PottyPanic has been on iOS for years.

  • http://twitter.com/RPG_Goddess Nikki

    Yuck, disgusting

  • Rob

    WTF? Proper etiquette? Stop freaking out that I'm looking at your junk - all I want to do is empty my bladder you fool.

    • Matthew Fleisher

      Why are you looking at my junk?

  • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

    Not going to lie, I kind of want to play this. I'm weirdly reminded of the good old Theme Hospital that I adored in the 90s (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theme_Hospital ).

    • http://www.appfeed.net/ Rami

      Theme Hospital was a great game !!! loved it SOOO much....

  • S. Ali

    This should be free

    • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

      $0.99 for a good-looking game is too much? It should be free and developers should not get paid at all? Or are you saying it should have IAPs, which goes against what everyone seems to be saying about IAPs nowadays?

      • JCB

        Looking at the Play Store comments, it seems it does have IAPs in addition to the purchase price.

        • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

          I see.

      • Kevin

        I think most if not all games should have some sort of trial, even if its just a time limited one - some of the games i've purchased have been awful.

      • thajack

        Actually, it has both. If you buy the game in the Play Store, you get the lite version. You have to do an equal size IAP to get the rest of the game.

  • Freak4Dell

    So this is basically Flight Control with penises and toilets instead of airplanes and runways.

    Edit: Of course I would notice the tag after I submit the comment.

  • WHO?

    And i am suppose to pay for this.... "scratching head"

  • JG

    Does the existence of this app prove the corollary to Rule 34 (if it exists, there's porn of it)...

    If it exists, "there's an app for that"...

  • http://my.opera.com/rafaelluik Rafael

    AWESOME LOL

  • http://www.AndroidCalls.com/ Rahil

    Scrolled through all the pages and games to look at 1 WTF game :)