Have you ever walked past a bank and wished you could rob it? We've all seen enough television shows and movies depicting just how much fun it would be were it not for those pesky repercussions. Be thankful for Android. Daddy Was A Thief allows you to safely rob all the banks you want on your way home from work.

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Daddy Was A Thief is a quick pick-up-and-play game with simple gesture-based controls. You can swipe up to jump and down to break through floors. You'll smash in and out of rooms, stealing gold coins from banks, casinos, and helpless old ladies. Losing your moral fiber has never been so easy nor, thanks to Daddy Was A Thief's cartoony visuals, adorable.

You get to play as multiple thieves and can spend your stolen coins on a diverse number of power-ups to prevent things from getting dull. Just like real-life robbery, no two playthroughs are the same. Unlike real life, you can just buy more coins through Google Play if stealing them proves too time-consuming. Aspiring thieves can get their fill of this otherwise free game in the Play Store below.

Bertel King, Jr.
Born and raised in the rural South, Bertel knows what it's like to live without 4G LTE - or 3G, for that matter. The only things he likes sweeter than his tea are his gadgets, and while few objects burn more than a metal phone on a summer day, he prefers them that way anyway.

  • Régis Knechtel

    I'm soooooooo tired of free-to-play games :/

    • vitriolix

      Then make sure you (and everyone who upvoted you) buy games that don't mess around with IAP bs. That's the only way developers will change

  • Chris

    What makes me mad is that I mainly play games on my iPod and this stupid game is $1.99 on iOS and FREE on Android. I'm not too cheap to spend 2 bucks, but it's still annoying.

    • http://www.facebook.com/H31Vry5 Heon Jun Park

      But Apple App Store has more awesome sales than Android market does.
      Granted Amazon App Store has sales of it own but that is limited by countries

  • Jarrod Bush

    I can't install on my Galaxy S4. What is that? Says it is incompatible.

  • http://www.studio8apps.com/ Agris Ausējs

    Nice gameplay idea.

  • anzensepp1987

    Meh, it sais "Retina display graphics" - as long as they wouldn't even change the iOS-description a little bit to fit to Android... Makes me not wanting it somehow...

  • Tony Zhang