I would like to personally thank the developers of Dickorate for making an app that is slightly less-obviously ripe for the banning on the Play Store. However, avoiding cartoon imagery of naughty bits still might not be enough to save this app from the banhammer. The Dickorate app allows  you to take pictures of any elongated cylindrical object you have handy and add mustaches, hats, sunglasses, and more. To save you the trouble, I have personally tested this app and included the image I took below.


As you can see, the app does exactly what it promises. Though, unfortunately, the only add-ons available are what you see above. You can unlock more with in-app purchases, if you really need to put a clown wig on, I'm going to guess a large pencil. I would probably not recommend that, though. As with certain other games, this will probably be pulled from the Play Store before too long because I hear that people are using this to create photos of objectionable material. You're ruining the fun for the rest of us, you guys.

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Dickorate is free on the Play Store, but probably not for long.

Eric Ravenscraft
Eric is a snarky technophile with a taste for the unusual. When he's not obsessing about Android, you can usually find him obsessing about movies, psychology, or the perfect energy drink. Eric weaves his own special blend of snark, satire, and comedy into all his articles.

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  • http://twitter.com/nastybutler77 JJ

    Gotta give them credit for creativity. As if your junk wasn't comical enough already.

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  • Simon Belmont

    LMAO. A hotdog for demonstration purposes only.

    Some of these apps are funny despite being pretty lewd. Great HANDS-ON.

  • scuttlefield

    They should partner with Dick In A Box. Might as well fancy it up first, right?

  • SetiroN

    Eric, you should see a doctor.
    Your weiner is way too much weiner shaped.

  • Joe

    Why does this app need permissions to send SMS?

    • Loren Cogar

      Why would you put a wig and glasses

      • Matthew Fry

        This man has a point.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=667020551 Jose Torres

    "Dickorate is free on the Play Store, but probably not for long."

    HA HA, I see what you did there.

  • Loren Cogar

    Should we all give it a try and post our pics in the comments then?

  • http://www.facebook.com/hagermiser Michael Hager

    Reminds me of the episode of King of Queens where Doug dresses up his little guy with a top hat at a wedding reception in the restroom. He then snaps a picture of it on one of those disposable cameras they pass out at the reception. Classic scene was when they have a house full of the wedding party and they get the pictures back. His mom keeps looking at it and saying she can't look away, like a train wreck.

  • KRS_Won

    Incognito: you're doing it wrong.
    Also, great rags. Ha.