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Like all red-blooded American males, I spend my days sitting around thinking, "Man, I sure wish I could play a button-masher fighting game on my phone staring the one and only Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson." Today my prayers were answered in a totally extreme way. WWE has released Rockpocalypse, with The Rock himself punching and kicking his way through 18 levels of pain. Did I mention it's extreme? EXTREME!

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This isn't a wrestling game, despite being published by WWE. The premise is that The Rock is on the set of his new movie (a chart-topping blockbuster, I'm sure) when suddenly everyone on the studio lot starts changing into a raving lunatic bent on destroying The Rock. The description blames all this on a mysterious pathogen, but it's also possible everyone just finished watching The Rock in "Tooth Fairy." That also turns you into a raving lunatic bent on destroying The Rock.

Rockpocalypse clocks in at 226MB in size and looks alright in the graphical department. The Rock's smooth bald head has (possibly) never looked so clear! The game is free to play, but there is the little matter of in-game coins which are used to purchase upgrades and weapons. Yeah, this seems like a vehicle for in-app purchases... extreme in-app purchases!

Ryan Whitwam
Ryan is a tech/science writer, skeptic, lover of all things electronic, and Android fan. In his spare time he reads golden-age sci-fi and sleeps, but rarely at the same time. His wife tolerates him as few would.

He's the author of a sci-fi novel called The Crooked City, which is available on Amazon and Google Play. http://goo.gl/WQIXBM

  • Metallinatus

    lol Interesting..... can I unlock Stone Cold? <.<

    • http://twitter.com/alxalejandro393 Alex Esparza-Sandy

      Stone Cold unlockable would be awesome, but I doubt it. -_-

      • Metallinatus

        One can only dream....

      • http://twitter.com/SmittyTony1 SmittyTony

        just as Cindy explained I am alarmed that a person can get paid $5086 in one month on the cnetwork.

      • http://twitter.com/SmittyTony1 SmittyTony

        ...---goo.gl/UyMEb (Home more information)

    • arlindaatkinson

      my best friend's aunt makes $73 every hour on the internet. She has been without work for eight months but last month her pay check was $16770 just working on the internet for a few hours. Read more on  Ask25.c­om

      • Daniel Orchard

        was that a late april fools day comment?

  • Mehmet Fatih YILDIRIM

    Logo looks so Satanic!

    • http://twitter.com/rbyrnes Rob Byrnes

      How? It's the Brahma Bull! ... if you smeeeeeeeelllllllelelelelelel ..... ;)