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Gamers, players, and couch potatoes of the Android Entertainment Force. You are about to embark upon a great download, toward which the developers have striven these many months. The eyes of the Play Store are upon you. The hopes and prayers of war shooter-loving players everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers in arms on the IAP fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the microtransaction war machine, the elimination of nickel-and-diming tyranny over the oppressed peoples of the Android ecosystem, and security for ourselves in a free-to-play world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well designed, well marketed, and review hardened. It will fight savagely. But this is the year 2013! Much has happened since the Glu Mobile triumphs of 2011-12. The United Nexus Warriors have inflicted upon the enemy great defeats, in open forums, poster to poster. Our review offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the Play Store and their capacity to charge for silly items in the app. Our home fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in rhetoric and munitions of arguments, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained commenters. The tide has turned! The free players of the world are marching together to victory:

"Frontline Commando: D-Day is free to play, but you can choose to pay real money for some extra items, which will charge your account. You can disable in-app purchasing by adjusting your device settings."

I have full confidence in your so bravery, devotion to duty and skill in commenting on how crappy abusive in-app-purchases are. We will accept nothing less than full victory!

Good luck! And let us all beseech the blessings of Almighty Google upon this great and noble undertaking.

Source: YouTube

Eric Ravenscraft
Eric is a snarky technophile with a taste for the unusual. When he's not obsessing about Android, you can usually find him obsessing about movies, psychology, or the perfect energy drink. Eric weaves his own special blend of snark, satire, and comedy into all his articles.

  • http://twitter.com/MothyWing Tim Wing

    Love World War 2 stuff, this looks fun

  • wewewi

    Best presentation of a game EVER on AP.

    *Gone killing nazis in MOH:AA..

  • Derek B

    Free to play, pay to finish is more like it

  • spydie

    I hope this is as good as it looks and that you can actually play it without buying in-app purchases to finish it.

    • Himmat Singh

      Wishful thinking that is at best, matey ;)

  • Himmat Singh

    The list line of the IAP stuff you quoted actually applies to iOS devices only. Just sayin'

    • http://www.androidpolice.com/author/eric-ravenscraft/ Eric Ravenscraft

      What are you referring to?

  • joser116

    I'm saving this article.

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