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I may not be world's biggest fan of runner games, but Jones On Fire is one even I couldn't ignore. The premise is simple: you're a rectangular prism-shaped fireman, saving rectangular prism-shaped cats, in a very rectangular world, from some very rectangular fire and various other rectangular obstacles.

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I'm not even sure what else to say. Watch the trailer. Yeah. That's a thing you should do - because it's kind of mesmerizing.

Jones On Fire is $1.99 in the Play Store - and there are no in-app purchases. There are in-app cats, though.

David Ruddock
David's phone is whatever is currently sitting on his desk. He is an avid writer, and enjoys playing devil's advocate in editorials, and reviewing the latest phones and gadgets. He also doesn't usually write such boring sentences.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005113204741 Andrew Smith
    • Matthew Fry

      "...programmer Megan Fox..." programmer.... Megan.. FOX?! *head explodes*

      "Most will happily tell you that Android users don’t monetize, that they don’t pay for games, and yet indies recently have consistently reported higher income from Android, often substantially higher, and with fixed single-price games."

      This is... this is... as beautiful as I imagine programmer Megan Fox to be....

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005113204741 Andrew Smith

        You read my mind

  • Cheeseball

    HHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

  • Davy Jones

    Trailer sounds like a remix of the Tetris theme.

  • Milo

    It is my understanding that the developer is of no relation to Megan Fox the actress. Also, would this even be a conversation if Megan Fox was named Robin Williams or some other male celebrity? Come on people, let's focus on the wonderful game and the hard work and talent that went into it without getting hung up on nonsense that has nothing to do with the product.

    • Matthew Fry

      Oh come on. You must not be a male programmer. Any male programmer who imagines talking to Megan Fox (although I personally prefer pre-surgery MF) about design patterns figuratively has an aneurysm.