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Last Updated: January 16th, 2013

If you're looking for a way to set your Nexus 7 apart from the pack, dbrand has the solution: custom adhesive skins. These skins come in a variety of colors and textures – everything from pink leather to white carbon fiber or metallic titanium. They're pretty badass. Of course, we would expect nothing less from a site with such fantastic design.

This contest is now over.

The final results are listed below. If you've won, you will be contacted in the near future. Congratulations!

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  1. Askolds Zusans
  2. Ben Dixon
  3. Lasse
  4. Ivan Samuelson
  5. Joe Case
  6. Jonathan Danna
  7. Jonathan Longoria
  8. Adam Deslauriers
  9. Jeffry Su
  10. Mustafa Zoher

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There are 9 leather colors, 2 carbon, and 1 titanium

Artem has been using the titanium skin on his Nexus 7 for the last few weeks, and he likes it quite a bit. His thoughts:

The skin is very sturdy - it's nicely textured, applies easily, doesn't rip (i.e. it's not a cheap thin layer but a high-quality one, made by 3M).

Application was easy - the instructions on the site are very easy to follow. If you're the kind of person who looks for perfection, it's easy to keep retrying as the adhesive doesn't leave residue and the skin itself doesn't get scrunched up. Just peel off the part that you're not happy with and put it back on. Because it's relatively thick, it doesn't bubble or create air pockets.

I'm using it to quickly tell apart my two Nexus 7s because one is 32GB and the other is 16GB. Now I can always tell which one is which. And it looks hot (I think). All of their skins do.

Here's a look at his shiny new N7 in action:

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Sexy, no? Yeah... you know you want one. And you're in luck – we just so happen to have 10 to give away. Or you can buy one for $20.

Here's the skinny: you need only leave a comment on this post answering the question in the Rafflecopter widget. Make sure you mark it as done once you're finished, otherwise your entry won't count! These come in a variety of colors and textures, so if you win, you pick the one you want. Head here to look through all dbrand has to offer.

a Rafflecopter giveaway

The contest begins now, is open to users across the globe, and will run until Tuesday, January 15th at 12:00AM (midnight) PT.

Good luck!

Cameron Summerson
Cameron is a self-made geek, Android enthusiast, horror movie fanatic, musician, and cyclist. When he's not pounding keys here at AP, you can find him spending time with his wife and kids, plucking away on the 6-string, spinning on the streets, or watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre on repeat.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nick.hariri Nick Hariri

    This would be awesome on my N7!

  • http://twitter.com/ZenYagami zen kun

    amazing I want one. please

  • http://www.facebook.com/abdurrehman09 Abdur Rehman

    i'll win...hopefully....

  • hoboy

    who is the richest guy in the bible?

    jesus. because jesus saves.

    @__@

    ---

    black titanium, please!

  • http://www.facebook.com/SillyG0000se Lawrence Henry Vaughan

    Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and asks: "hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

    Black leather pl0x

  • http://twitter.com/kwurk kwurk kwurk

    Would love this to try around the house without my case. Wonder how well a case will fit with these skins on

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexandru-Socol/100002068897069 Alexandru Socol

    here i am.

  • Rain Clark

    Mac OSX (There Jokes)

    My Wife Would Love A Blue One Of These

  • Dimos

    Yay I do need one

  • http://www.facebook.com/iPachin Maritza Vargas

    A little girl points to a woman's pregnant belly and asks "what is that?" the woman replies "it's my baby boy and I love him very much" the little girl replies "well if you love him so much, why did you eat him?"

  • Martin Halada

    ''My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''

    Metallic titanium please.

  • Stephen

    To be honest, I'm not good at jokes.

    But I'd take any color so...

  • Hans

    What's green and slides down a slope?

    A Skiwi

    I would love that titanium version :-D

  • Greg

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    I'm probably not gonna win
    I'm probably not gonna win WHO?
    .
    .
    .
    Yeah here's hoping.

  • http://www.facebook.com/oliver.yates.3760 Oliver Yates

    Why did the crab give nobody presents for Christmas?
    Because he`s shell-fish!

  • ana

    Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
    A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

    Titanium is the way to go! Yea!

  • Shafiq Aziz

    Friend : I just made a horrible decision in life, what do I now?

    Me : Nandroid restore, duh. You did do a backup, right?

    Titanium please :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/raveair Gecse Zoltán

    German spies in an UK pub during the WW2.
    - We'd like to ask two whiskey please.
    - Dry?
    - Drei? Nein, zwei!
    The white carbon looks cool. ;)

  • monoik

    The science geeky jokes seem popular, so...

    In order to understand recursion, you need to understand recursion. :)

    No brown, so blue leather please.

  • http://www.facebook.com/chinna.rao.16 Chinna Rao

    one for me!

  • DaroltiDan

    nexus 7 skin... come at me bro

  • http://www.facebook.com/yury.vlasov.1 Yury Vlasov

    A blonde and a lawyer sitting on neighbouring seats in the plane. It is an overseas flight.
    Blonde is bored and silently looks out the window.
    Lawyer asks the blonde:
    - Let me ask you a question, if you do not know the answer - you give me $ 5. Then you ask me a question, if I do not know the answer - I give you 500 dollars.
    The Blonde agrees.
    Lawyer:
    - What is the distance between the Earth and the Moon?
    Blonde silently gives him $ 5.
    Blonde:
    - Who climbs the hill with three legs and comes down on four?
    Passed a few hours. The lawyer phoned all his friends, searched through the internet, but could not find an answer.
    Lawyer sadly gives $ 500 to the blonde and asks:
    - Who is it?
    Blonde silently gives him $ 5 and turns to the window.

  • Guest

    Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
    A: Senator

  • http://www.facebook.com/Philip.John.Cervero Philip John Tuates Cervero

    Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?
    A: Senator.

    Titanium!

  • Robert Csaszar

    "Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    To.

    To who?

    To whom."
    Ah, Grammar Nazi joke. So refreshing.

    I'd like the black leather one. Thanks in advance.

  • fajitatt

    What is red and smells like blue paint...
    ...
    ...
    ...

    Red paint.

    Titanium back with leather black front.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kostasr Kostas Rodolakis

    Is reading in the bathroom on my phone considered Multi-Tasking?

    One Blue Leather please :D

  • Richard K

    These are awesome, do want

  • http://twitter.com/Russiandah Rustam Sharipov

    2 men walk into a bar, the first orders some H20. The 2nd one says "Sounds good I'll have some H20 too"... 2nd man died....... Ill take carbon

  • Silvio

    After the grandmother's funeral, a four years old granddaughter ask her mom:
    :- what will happe to granny now?
    :- her soul goes to heaven and her body will turn into dust...

    daughter runs away few seconds and then she comes back
    :- mommy, granny is under my bed!

    Titanium (without dust) for me please!

  • Richard K

    I want the titanium, can't beat brushed metal

  • colin sewell le tissier

    a guy walks into a bar
    "Ouch"
    It was a metal one :)
    Would love a purple leather one for my padtners new nexus :)

  • http://www.dotekomanie.cz/ Přemysl Vaculík

    Regards from Czech Republic ;)

  • Mrwolf

    It can be the perfect companion for My Brand new nexus 7:-D Good luck To alla!

  • Tms

    How do you get an elephant out of your swimming pool...?

    Wet!

    Titanium puleasee

  • Harsha Koraddi

    Once upon a time there lived a old lady who died at young age

  • ange282521

    Thanks for Giveaway from France :-)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1746542382 Roman Ševčík

    Why can't a blonde dial 911?

    She can't find the eleven.

  • Leon

    Chuck Norris runs Android on his I-Phone.

    Sporting a metallic titanium finish :)

  • David Z

    A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes
    for his speech. Unfortunately, when he stands in front of his
    colleagues later that night, he finds that he can't read his notes. So
    he asks, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

    Titanium looks great! Thanks!

  • Tom Vit

    – "Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance!"
    – "Well… OK. You are an ambulance!"

  • http://www.facebook.com/princesation Prince Dela Cruz

    When does an astronaut eat? Launch time! lol too cheesy? Titanium please

  • Thomas Pinna

    A kid went to school and the teacher asked:

    "There are 5 birds in the air, a hunter shoots two of them down. So how many birds are there left?"

    The kid answered:

    "zero"

    So the teacher said, "That's not true, there are three birds left.

    The kid answered:

    "Yes it is true, because the other three birds will fly away because of the guns noise".

    And the teacher said; "Interessing way of thinking, but not what I thought"

    A few moments later the kid raised it's hand and asked:

    "There are three women, each of them having an ice cream. One of them bites, one of them licks and one of them sucks. Which one is married?"

    The teacher lookt a little bit uncomfortable and answered: "The one who sucks?"

    "No no, the one with a ring around their finger, but interesting way of thinking."

    (sorry for the bad English, hope you liked it)

    I'd prefer the titanium one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lazrbear Lazer Bear

    Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole?
    A: Bestiality

    Not the greatest joke ever, but.. Green Leather please :)

  • Daniel Orchard

    It was cold and wet and windy. Two men met in the street.
    "where'r you going?"
    "Football"

    "your mad. In weather like this? Why don't you come with me instead?"

    "Where are you going?"

    "Fishing"

    Titanium for me if I was lucky enough to pick up one!

  • http://www.Nave360.com Sebastian Gorgon

    Why did LOST series end? because apple maps told it to get lost.

    I will go ahead with the white carbon, it looks absolutely amazing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Aleksandr-Ivanov/734916624 Aleksandr Ivanov

    Russian joke.

    French, American and Russian land on uninhabitat island after a crash at sea. After a few days of scouting they find a lamp with Genie, who grants them two wishes for each one.

    French guy asks for a villa and get back home and disappers. American ask for Ferrari, get home and dissappears. Russian thinks for a while and says:

    - These guys were great! I want a box of vodka and bring them back!

    Now give me white carbon skin.

  • Sven79

    "My dog has no nose."

    " Well, then how does he smell?"

    "Awful!"

    red or carbon fiber

  • Luke

    I started using an anti-aging hand lotion recently. My hands and penis have never looked so young! :D Titanium please.

  • Vyrlokar

    How do you know someone is an Apple fan?

    They capitalize ever second letter of a tech related word that starts with an "i" (iCons, iNtegrated circuits)

    • Vyrlokar

      Oh, and I want the Titanium one, it looks badass

  • Markkk

    “You have diabetes,“ the doctor said sweetly.

    The titanium one is wonderful!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002110431534 Ben Dixon

    Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says "Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here."
    The white carbon one would be nice but they're all great!

  • http://www.nonsensebb.com/ Dextro

    A couple is walking on the Mongolian steppes when a warrior on a horse approaches.
    "I'm going to rape your wife!" he says.
    He proceeds to throw her on the ground but then notices that the ground is dirty. He turns to the man and says: "You are going to make sure my testicles don't touch the ground."
    He does the thing and goes away on his horse. The wife is obviously shaken but the husband is smiling.
    "What's wrong with you?" she asks "I've just been rapped and you're smiling?"
    The man turns and happily says: "I let them touch the ground.. I let them touch the ground..."

    PS: Black carbon please :P

  • http://twitter.com/febb Felipe Barousse Boué

    This is actually a true story:

    My father in law, as computer illiterate as he is, one day gives me a call on the phone due some problem he is having with his computer because some sort of error he is getting...

    Me: ok...well, let's see: can you please tell me what are you seeing on your screen right now?

    And he fondly replies: LETTERS !

    Titanium black would be my choice.

    Thanks and kudos for doing this, it had been fun.

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.efon John Efon

    This look sick.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dextor Sebastiano Gottardo

    the titanium finish is superb.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nalarus Carl Woodall

    If life throws you melons...you might be dyslexic.

    Red Leather please

  • Nuno Pedroso

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

    Pink leather!!!!

  • Sneyher

    These look pretty awesome!

  • Chetan

    Funny joke?
    Boss asked calvin to book corner seats in a theatre to enjoy movie with his Girlfriend. Calvin booked A1 & A25.

    I love black

  • http://www.facebook.com/linuspoon Linus Poon

    A cow and a horse got into an accident while they were coming around a blind corner. Who is to be blamed?
    The cow... because she didn't blow her horn!

    Love the titanium one

  • kellett23

    A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts.
    The guy says, "No, ma'am."
    She says, "Well, do you have any dates?"
    And he says, "Ma'am, if I don't have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?"

    I really like the yellow leather one

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Renato-Paredes-Araújo/100001566038797 Renato Paredes Araújo

    great!

  • tumatos

    Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
    A: Is that you coughin'?

    titanium please :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bryan-Dickson/665283690 Bryan Dickson

    My pet mouse "Elvis" just died.
    He was caught in a trap.

    black leather, probably

  • http://blog.ankh-morpork.net Bertrand Dunogier

    For a change I think I'd go for the orange leather one. It would fit my company's corporate identity :-)

  • http://www.facebook.com/bennypo Benny Postolsky

    What's the difference between a woman and a computer?
    Woman doesn't accept floppies

    i think i'll go with the black carbon thing

  • compupolis

    Titanium looks good. Makes it look more expensive than it really is. Maybe convince people to consider a Nexus tablet.

  • Apekaas

    You should really try this joke one day:

    A woman sitting at a full bar, and you ask her if she wants to dance. She say yes and gets up. Great, then I can have your seat.

    Love the titanium look!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1745689461 Hal Motley

    Solid titanium baby. Maybe I could scraping some of it off and watch the dust combust in the air.

  • Christopher Heidt

    My therapist says that I'm obsessed with vengeance. Well, we'll see about that...!

    I'll take the silver titanium. Or the blue leather.
    Seriously though: the titanium.
    Or the blue.

  • http://twitter.com/sagarmakkar Balvinder Makkar

    I don't have nexus 7
    if i win even though i wont..lol
    any takers??:P

  • Derrick

    And horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, and "So why the long face?"

    Thanks for the giveaway. The white carbon fiber would be quite nice.

  • http://www.androidking.it/site/ Marius Vilcu

    Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?

    A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

    *I like white carbon!

  • Jordi

    dbrand skins FTW!

  • Matthias K

    Looks nice.

  • Ionuț Leonte

    All of these look awesome - I'll go for the carbon black if I win. (sorry, all I can think of right now are baby-in-a-blender type jokes so I'll keep them to myself)

  • Kenny Erwin

    Woot, let's do it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/markj1993 Mark Johnson

    The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.

    The titanium one does look pretty sweet. Either that or a black one

  • peicheck

    nice to see a global giveaway!

  • Paul_Werner

    What did the five fingers say to the face?
    "Slap"

    I'd like the black carbon one

  • Pallav

    Another contest to lose. Ah well, might as well be the Titanium variant...

  • http://www.Mikereviews.co.uk/ Mike Brown

    titanium please

  • http://www.facebook.com/minhton Minh Ton

    What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..?
    If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t.

    I'd love to have a black leather Nexus if I won.

  • Miky

    Why do Jewish men get circumcised as youth?

    ...Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off.

    Im from Mars btw. Cool that it is global for a change.

    And i would like a blue 1. Really cool.

  • James Bowker

    Whats got two legs and bleeds a lot?

    Half a dog! :I

    Titanium Please!

  • http://profiles.google.com/bruno.martins.silva Bruno Silva

    Titanium for me please!

  • http://profiles.google.com/mathias.christensen Mathias Christensen

    Two blondes walk into a building........ .. you'd think at least
    one of them would have seen it

    Orange is my flavour

  • Daniel Wiggins

    Sounds great, now my brother's 7 can look awesome. :)

  • Josh Ingram

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

  • DarrenCuk

    What do you call a donkey with only 3 legs? A wonky!
    Always cheers me up that.

    That titanium skin is awesome!

  • http://codytoombs.wordpress.com/ Cody Toombs

    Joke: Android, iOS, and Windows Phone walk into a bar. The bartender looks at Android and iOS and asks, "Who's that, I've never seen him before?"

    I'd call for the Titanium, it just looks way too good.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mdmcgrory Michael McGrory

    Sounds like an awesome product. Especially since you can reapply the adhesive. ( The adhesive isn't non-toxic or anything is it?) I would like the green one if I win. Or I'll take any color if I don't win!

  • Aman Banka

    Wish I Win.. this Contest.. :D

  • Valera Trubachev

    Windows - "Will Install Needless Data On Whole System"
    Microsoft - "Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers"

    I'd take the black leather one if I win :D

  • http://twitter.com/LV2355 Laurentiu

    Q. Why didn't the skeleton need a telephone?
    A. He had no body to talk with!

    N7: Purple leather

  • Samuel Hart

    A programmer has a problem so decides to use threading.
    problems Now two he. has

    Cheesy I know, but I liked it ;)

    I would murder for the black leather or black carbon.... these look so nice!

  • http://twitter.com/mccrorkj Keith McCrorey

    Titanium all the way

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303904674 Michael Harrison

    Overheard in a computer shop: Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please." Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a large variety." Customer: "But will they be compatible with my computer?"
    Carbon Fiber please! Thanks :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509438438 Tony Culliton

    Sheep says : iPhone is the best! Baaaaah
    Would love one of those for my Nexus 7! Thanks guys for the contest

  • http://twitter.com/mccrorkj Keith McCrorey

    titanium all the way

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sebastian-Sheridan/100000614584784 Sebastian Sheridan

    Pick me! Pick me!

  • http://www.facebook.com/DLuChiu Dave Lu Chiu

    Did you hear about the guy found dead with his head in a bowl of cornflakes?

    The police suspects that it was a cereal killer.

    :) I'd like the titanium one please :D

  • James Jacobs

    Pretty sweet.

  • Mr. Mark

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

  • http://www.facebook.com/lgoodlove Lee Goodlove

    How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It’s a hardware problem. (or a user error)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1392582345 Dean Quinney

    I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
    She looked surprised.

    Red Leather please =D

  • http://www.facebook.com/Bizzle69 Branden Carrick

    Mmm

  • Nathan Simmons

    Good old standby joke my family has.
    What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
    I like the purple with titanium.

  • Eric Garcia

    Q: How does a computer tell you it needs more memory?
    A: It says ''byte me'''

    That Titanium one would look sweet on my N7!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ovcharenko Sergii Ovcharenko

    Just want this awesome Titanium skin. And I'm not joking.

  • wildkarrde21

    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

    The 'P' is silent.

    (Shamelessly ripped from Dango Unchained)

    Red leather please!

  • Skyeclad

    67% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    I'd like orange but that joke probably doesn't deserve it.

  • michael

    Loks great
    I'll get a blue one plz

  • arthur

    what does Michael Jackson say to Gary glitter?
    wanna swap 2 5s for a 10?
    blue leather pls

  • Terry Stecker

    Looks nice

  • http://czonin.deviantart.com/ Corey Zonin

    Good luck everyone!

  • Axel

    A neutron walks into a bar and asks 'how much for a beer?' The bartender says 'for you no charge!'

  • http://twitter.com/jmorabito1 Josh Morabito

    a duck ordered a drink in a bar...he said just put it on my bill.
    hardy har har.

    white carbon fiber!

  • vibhor nizhavan

    vaccum cleaner salesman knocked door.. man opened it, b4 he cudspeak salesman rushed in to the living room and emptied the cow shit on mat.. and said sir if i am unable to clean the shit with my powerful cleaner within 2 min than i will eat that shit.. man smiled and said would u like to have tomato sauce withit..
    saleman :y
    man smiled nad said bcoz there is no electricity in home() :)

    i want white in carbon

  • sodantok

    It has clock and rhyme, what is it? The Riddle, yeah not funny, whatever, if there is at least one person who will laught, then it is joke :D Looking forward to black carbon

  • dt

    What do Unix sysadmins do when they’re horny? Mount a filesystem.

    Blue and carbon black please :)

  • yippee

    an electron says to another electron, "i think i am negative", the other one says "are you positive?"

    carbon black please :)

  • schepi

    looks really nice, that nexus back can use some style

  • Alain Lafond

    Oh yes, would love to skin my device with this... Maybe, one day I'll win... I would love titanium grey...

  • MARK

    How do you get a kleenex to dance?

    Put a little boogey in it!

    Purple Leather please! =)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1244276178 Steve Hopper Jr.

    Knock knock...
    who's there?
    Water.
    Water who?
    Water you doing besides waiting for your black carbon dBrand skin to arrive?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000152202924 Jimmy Baez

    What did the house wear to the party? Address.
    Am I funny enough
    I'd like the Titanium skin. :-)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dennis-Box/748424272 Dennis Box

    A robot walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve robots."
    The robot replies ..."You will."

    Titanium

  • Jennifer May

    Two men walked into a bar... the third one ducked.

    I think the white carbon fiber would look awesome!

  • Rutger van Gennep

    I would love one of these. global shipping, thats why androidpolice Rocks!

  • Piotr

    Very skinny skin

  • http://twitter.com/alksnitis Robert Alksnitis

    Carbon or titanium for me, please!

  • http://twitter.com/gflasck gflasck

    I saw a man with a head that was a giant orange while out eating at a fancy restaurant the other night. He was dining with the most gorgeous woman I had ever seen. I could not help but stop by his table and ask how he got that giant orange head.

    "I found a magic lamp and upon rubbing it emerged a genie, telling me I had three wishes," he said. "My first wish was for unimaginable riches which is why I only eat out and only at fancy restaurants. My second was for the companionship of the most beautiful women the world has ever seen and here they sit. The third was…and maybe I didn't think this one through…I wished for a giant, orange head."

    (the titanium looks sweet)

  • David Shirtliff

    How do you organize a space party?

    You planet.

    ba-dum tssh!

    Blue or green for me!

  • PiLoT

    Why did the zoophiliac cross the road?

    cause his penis was stuck in the chicken

    Also titanium every time

  • Nikhil

    This one is for the ladies and the geeks...

    "50 shades of Grey:

    #4e5054, #272727, #282828, #292929, #2b2b2b, #2c2c2c, #2e2e2e, #313131, #323232, #343434, #353535, #373737, #393939, #3a3a3a, #3c3c3c, #3f3f3f, #404040, #424242, #444444, #454545, #474747, #484848, #4a4a4a, #4b4b4b, #4d4d4d, #4e4e4e, #505050, #515151, #535353, #565656, #575757, #585858, #595959, #5b5b5b, #5c5c5c, #5e5e5e, #616161, #626262, #646464, #656565, #676767, #6a6a6a, #6b6b6b, #6c6c6c, #6d6d6d, #6f6f6f, #727272, #737373, #757575, #767676, #777777, #7b7b7b, #7c7c7c, #7d7d7d, #7e7e7e, #808080, #818181, #838383, #868686, #878787, #888888, #898989, #8b8b8b, #8c8c8c, #8e8e8e, #919191, #929292, #949494, #959595, #979797, #9a9a9a, #9b9b9b, #9c9c9c, #9d9d9d, #9f9f9f, #a0a0a0, #a2a2a2, #a5a5a5, #a6a6a6, #a8a8a8, #a9a9a9, #ababab, #aeaeae, #afafaf, #b0b0b0."

    And the Titanium please! :)

  • yojetski

    Have you heard the new hipster joke?

    ..I have it on vinyl..

    White carbon please!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Travis.Turner1337 Travis Turner

    /need!

  • http://www.facebook.com/RLHawk1 Raymond Hawkins

    I hope I win.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000278357888 Andy Smith

    A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men, and I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.—Conan O’Brien

  • Thomas

    Jane went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.
    A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.
    Jane looked at the neighbor and said:
    "No, My computer keeps telling me I have mail"

    • Thomas

      And I'll take orange

  • matt bernaciak

    Nice giveaway.

  • yury panasyuk

    Nice looking skin =)

  • Fatty McButter Pants

    How many squirrels does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Two, but they have to be really small!

    • Fatty McButter Pants

      oh..and I would like Crimson Tide Red.....Roll Tide Roll!!

  • Kevin Dietze

    How do you move mount Fuji? I want the yellow one

  • scottglewis

    The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man’s shoulder and said,
    “Well, Ole, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, ‘This Side Up,
    Handle With Care.’”
    “Yes sir,” the worker replied. “And just to make sure, I stamped it on the bottom too.”

    Carbon would be great!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/yaniv.shabtiel Yaniv Shabtiel

    i want one

  • http://twitter.com/ShakeyJakey Jake Connolly

    Google’s definition of an upgrade?
    Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

  • http://profiles.google.com/mr.greenglue Michael S.

    Wow! Nice skins! Green leather FTW!

    Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."

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