Last Updated: January 16th, 2013

If you're looking for a way to set your Nexus 7 apart from the pack, dbrand has the solution: custom adhesive skins. These skins come in a variety of colors and textures – everything from pink leather to white carbon fiber or metallic titanium. They're pretty badass. Of course, we would expect nothing less from a site with such fantastic design.

This contest is now over.

The final results are listed below. If you've won, you will be contacted in the near future. Congratulations!

Everyone else - keep participating and stay tuned to Android Police so that you don't miss our upcoming giveaway announcements. You can follow AP on Twitter, Facebook, Google+, and RSS.

  1. Askolds Zusans
  2. Ben Dixon
  3. Lasse
  4. Ivan Samuelson
  5. Joe Case
  6. Jonathan Danna
  7. Jonathan Longoria
  8. Adam Deslauriers
  9. Jeffry Su
  10. Mustafa Zoher


There are 9 leather colors, 2 carbon, and 1 titanium

Artem has been using the titanium skin on his Nexus 7 for the last few weeks, and he likes it quite a bit. His thoughts:

The skin is very sturdy - it's nicely textured, applies easily, doesn't rip (i.e. it's not a cheap thin layer but a high-quality one, made by 3M).

Application was easy - the instructions on the site are very easy to follow. If you're the kind of person who looks for perfection, it's easy to keep retrying as the adhesive doesn't leave residue and the skin itself doesn't get scrunched up. Just peel off the part that you're not happy with and put it back on. Because it's relatively thick, it doesn't bubble or create air pockets.

I'm using it to quickly tell apart my two Nexus 7s because one is 32GB and the other is 16GB. Now I can always tell which one is which. And it looks hot (I think). All of their skins do.

Here's a look at his shiny new N7 in action:

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Sexy, no? Yeah... you know you want one. And you're in luck – we just so happen to have 10 to give away. Or you can buy one for $20.

Here's the skinny: you need only leave a comment on this post answering the question in the Rafflecopter widget. Make sure you mark it as done once you're finished, otherwise your entry won't count! These come in a variety of colors and textures, so if you win, you pick the one you want. Head here to look through all dbrand has to offer.

a Rafflecopter giveaway

The contest begins now, is open to users across the globe, and will run until Tuesday, January 15th at 12:00AM (midnight) PT.

Good luck!

Cameron Summerson
Cameron is a self-made geek, Android enthusiast, horror movie fanatic, musician, and cyclist. When he's not pounding keys here at AP, you can find him spending time with his wife and kids, plucking away on the 6-string, spinning on the streets, or watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre on repeat.

  • http://scribblepeople.net Mike

    these look great!

  • JerryTran

    hope i win this my nexus7 would look great

  • Paul Reeves

    Want! Grey.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/doomstang Doomstang

    Looks cool

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nino.Rkz Chris Breezy

    I want this for my mom. I got her a nexus for Christmas.

  • http://www.facebook.com/casey.a.kline Casey Kline

    What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
    Not everyone's been in a 747!

    ANd the black carbon is sexy.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sean.p.cummins Sean Cummins

    I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
    But when I got home, all the signs were there.

    I'm a classic guy. I'd probably go for the black leather.

  • Ozair Abbasi

    All black everything

  • Aaron Douglas Charlong

    Carbon Black.

    There was an old maid from Verdun
    The joke being that "Verdun" rhymes with one, so it can be inferred that if there was a second line, it would say "Whose limericks all stopped on line one."

  • sogajeffrey

    All black :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/jonathan.danna.733 Jonathan Danna

    A man walks into a bar and smacks his head.

    I'd definitely do the titanium, though i'm hesitant as I actually like the texture on the back of my n7.

    Her'es a joke for you: I'd troll my apple-loving friend by putting the titanium skin on, loading up espier launcher and act like it's an iPad Mini. "Look, I got an iPad for $200!" "THATS NOT A REAL IPAD"

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1327710403 Nhan Than

    Looks nice!!

  • http://twitter.com/awg_ilyas Awang Ilyas

    That's a sexy back

  • http://twitter.com/trickedoutdavid David Margolin

    i want the white carbon

    hope you like my joke:

    All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
    was in charge.
    The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's
    systems, so without me nothing would happen."
    "I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and
    circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste
    "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and
    give all of you energy."
    "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for
    waste removal."
    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in
    a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a
    terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic.
    Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum
    should be the boss.
    The moral of the story?
    You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an

  • http://twitter.com/navjotbatra Navjot

    Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."

    The one says to the other, "should we do it??" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it??"

    And I'd go with all black.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dustin.morris.507 Dustin Morris

    Would pick the same one you choose!

  • Andrew Dreissig

    Black for me!

  • http://twitter.com/odameyer odameyer

    Brushed aluminum? Count me in!

  • Tim Gueusquin

    I heard stickers make cars go faster...so if I put carbon fiber on my N7...OOOOO SNAP, its like putting an extra core in there. AWWW YEAAA

  • Drew Corby

    I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not 1 bit.
    Would love Orange :D

  • Tim Peyton

    If a hipster falls in the forest, does he make a sound? Yes, but you've probably never heard of it. I really want Titanium.

  • http://andrewchamp.com/ Andrew Champ

    There's 2 kinds of people with mustaches... cops, and gay cops. Bada-bing!

    Black please. Thank you.

  • moelsen8

    Joe Mama...

  • http://www.facebook.com/raphaeldexter Raphael Dexter

    Carbon black should look awesome on my nexus 7 :D

  • Luke Kinsella

    There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't

    • JG

      Sad story.... I was hanging out with some fellow Computer Science majors at some point & one of them mentioned having a shirt that said that.... Apparently one of our professors read the shirt & said "I don't get it"...

  • https://twitter.com/SoFloEasycore SoFloEasycore

    What do you call a fake noodle? An imPASTA! Ha! That red leather looks awesome.

  • stridakira

    A man walks into a bar, and says "OW!"

    The black carbon would be nice.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.fallucco.1 Anthony Fallucco

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    And I'd be all over black carbon fiber!

  • David Willden

    That looks way sick. I really like it and would have a great reason to stop using a case.

  • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

    See - a global giveaway. Any Martians present to complain about not shipping to Mars?

    • CuriousCursor

      Curiosity rover says it's waiting for Nexus 10 to be in stock.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1392582345 Dean Quinney

        that's what she said

        • CuriousCursor

          She says really weird things sometimes.

  • jonathan3579

    What went through the fly's head as he hit the windshield? His butt!

    I'd like carbon fiber please! ;)

  • http://twitter.com/ArtVandelay440 Nathaniel Webb

    Where does a general keep his armies?
    In his sleevies!

    That houndstooth design ala RAZR is pure sex. I'd love that one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dustin.lu Dustin Lu

    A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
    "I'm going down to give blood."
    "How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
    "About $20."
    "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
    The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
    "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
    "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

  • Marc

    What kind of cups do turkeys drink out of? Gobblets. White carbon, please. I have a naked Nexus 7 over here, desperately in need of some coverage.

  • Timothy Burns

    Two atoms walk down the street, and one says "Oh no! I lost an electron!"
    The other says, "Are you sure?"
    "Yes! I'm positive!"

    and I would like the Purple leather one please. ^_^

    • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

      Good one.

    • Jeremy Gilliam

      Me like

  • Ryan de Rozario

    I got a Nexus 7

  • Patrick Langford

    What's brown and sticky??

    A stick of course!

  • jonathan3579

    What went through the fly's head as he hit the windshield?
    His butt!

    Carbon fiber for me please!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kkyz13 Kenneth Koh

    What would you get if you cross the Atlantic with a Titanic?

    About half way.


  • Marc Zdon

    What kind of cups do turkeys drink out of? Gobblets.

    White carbon, please.

  • rxgadget

    If I use Swype to type in my GS3, do others think I am fondling my phone or just constantly flipping them off

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000013739374 Alexander Genvarev

    I'd love to win a black Carbon

  • JPM

    My N7 needs to bring sexy back!

  • http://them3blog.wordpress.com/ Abel

    A funny joke

  • Bing

    What was the blonde doing on the roof of the bar?

    She thought the drinks were on the house!

    Carbon black for me please

  • Ty

    Chrome dome

  • Andrew

    Why shouldn't you make fun of fat people with lisp?

    Because they're thick and tired of it!

  • http://profiles.google.com/matneyx Dave Matney

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    Because he didn't have any arms!

    I'll probably jump on something sensible like gray, black, or bright purple. I have no texture preference.

  • Kit

    Ba ba black Nexus 7!!!

  • Guest

    My Nexus 7 has yet to arrive, but a titanium skin would be great for it!

  • http://twitter.com/jeffyu412 Jeff Soohoon Yu

    Someone told me to crack a joke here.


    • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

      And theeeeeen?

  • https://www.facebook.com/MusicalWolf Todd Wolf

    Ooh, shiny!

  • http://www.facebook.com/caio.pimenta Caio Pimenta

    I'll leave it to the masters:

    Titanium skin would be lovely.

  • http://profiles.google.com/pbooker117 Phillip Booker

    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

    He didn't have the guts.... :-)

    Black Carbon

  • http://twitter.com/Bruce_Cheek Bruce Cheek

    Why can't you hear a pteradactyl go to the bathroom? The P is silent.
    White carbon please.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ceac13 Carlos Eduardo

    The carbon and titanium are very nice!

    • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

      You fail.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ccoulter.jg.1 Cole Lewis Coulter

    Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was "assaulted".....

    I am all for the titanium one!

  • http://www.keithwoo.com/ Keith Woo

    Q: How do you know when the pepper or chili is good?

    A: When it burns at both ends.

    And oh my. Definitely black leather. Definiteeeeellyyyy!

  • Micah 197

    There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand trinary, those who don't and those who confuse it with binary. Didn't expect it to be 10 in trinary now, did you?! I'd like the bright green leather please.

    • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

      Mind. Blown.

  • http://twitter.com/homncruse Aaron Burke

    Q: What did the blogger say to the other blogger when writing about dbrand custom adhesive skins?
    A: "I'm using it to quickly tell apart my two Nexus 7s because one is 32GB and the other is 16GB."

    Braggart. Titanium for me, please.

  • tanknspank

    Windows Phone

    White carbon please :)

  • Sylar

    Looks cool, would be glad to call one mine.

    • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

      Entering more than once (or in your case: 500 times) won't increase your chances.

  • gomz

    My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
    I`ll have the black carbon :).

  • http://twitter.com/pappsinteppadon Papp Sinteppadon

    Where do bee's go to the bathroom?...
    At the BP Station.. :)

    Titanium pllzzz

  • Marty Ballard

    Can't wait to win a contest!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ed.krasnodemski Ed Krasnodemski

    I like free things?

  • SF Steven

    mama needs a new case for Nexus!

  • NicholasMicallef

    Looks cool, I haven't even bought a case for my N7 yet xD and I bought mine in August! Black Carbon Fiber looks nice

  • utahst8

    Those look awesome! I need it for my nexus 7!

  • ebaker8

    If John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45 of them, then what does he have? Diabetes.
    White Carbon

  • christopher cismowski

    Love these give away wish I would win one lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/Amar88Saini Amar Saini

    Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.

    White carbon fiber please!

  • Abhigyan Banerjee

    Q: How did the Android user stop battery drain issues on his phone?

    A: He got to the "root" of the problem.

    If I win, I'd love the Titanium skin - the same that Artem has been using.

  • utahst8

    A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

    His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

    The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

    • utahst8

      Blue plz

  • http://www.facebook.com/carlos.baldera.92 Carlos Baldera

    I desperately need one! So I can tell it apart from the other 3 nexus 7's I got my kids for Christmas.

  • Cody Dean

    How many Apple Iphone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?

    3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!

    Black Carbon Fiber would look soooooo sexy on my Nexus 7!

  • Brian Poteet

    A priest, a rabbi, and an imam are all sitting in the same row on an airplane.
    Over the course of the flight, they have a very congenial discussion, and leave the airplane feeling refreshed and enlightened.

    Gimme some titanium

  • Jason Palaszewski

    Probably titanium. Titanium looks beautiful.

  • Jake_HT

    My joke is windows 8

    I guess I'd like purple for my GFs nexus7

    • Jeremy Gilliam

      That's not a joke. That's serious. Windows 8 does suck.

  • http://twitter.com/TheJauntyJester Jaunty Jester

    I knew a mushroom once... He was a real fun guy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micah-Madru/100001151887665 Micah Madru

    Me winning. (<<<<That's my joke )

  • Jordan Samaniego

    Will look great on my new Nexus 7!

  • Scott Haggerty

    O.K. Artem's skin looks really sweet!

  • poqeteer

    Cool. Thanks.

  • Rei Ayanami

    Ke$ha on CES... :P

    Titanium please!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/aprawecki Alex Prawecki

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
    That blue leather case is awfully nice looking....

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chen-Ming-Chen/100001205045773 Chen Ming Chen

    All black everything

  • Nick Olmstead

    These actually look really cool. I want one

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=523907787 Maxx Tan

    imma go for carbon texture!

  • Kevin L.

    The titanium one looks great. The black leather one is good as well, and probably gives a better grip

  • mark

    What do you call a ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

    • Melissa Peterson

      That is just disgusting and insulting to women. You try having a yeast infection and see if you like it.

  • Daniel

    A blonde woman walked into a curtain store, a salesmen asked how can i help you the blonde said i would like pink curtains the size of my computer screen, the man said madamm computers dont use curtains! She said but i have windows!
    I would like the titanium thanks hope u laughed

  • John

    you are the apple of my API

    Dark carbon

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.mccarthy.988 Michael McCarthy

    So two blondes were analyzing some tracks. The first one insisted they were rabbit prints, while the second blond was certain they were made by a raccoon. Back and forth they argued, rabbit tracks, raccoon tracks, rabbit tracks. Then they got hit by a train.

  • Tania


  • chandradithya

    Funny joke?

    Verizon's carrier branding.

    Am i doing it right?
    Oh, And a Carbon one please ;)

  • Al

    If Al Gore tried his hand as a musician, his album would be called..... Algorithms.

  • Alex Pena

    damn these are actually awesome!

  • http://twitter.com/RebelCoonage @RebelCoonage

    That Titanium is just... Jfstysfxshejhb

  • Ian

    2 muffins are sitting in a oven, 1 muffin turns to the other and says "it's getting hot in here." The other muffin turns and says "Holy cow, a talking muffin!"

    Not sure what color I would pick

  • shchen

    John: "Why do gorillas have huge nostrils?"
    Mary: "Because they have huge fingers!"

    Titanium please!

  • Daniel J

    A man goes door to door looking for work. One homeowner hands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150 to paint his porch. A few hours later, the guy comes back to the homeowner and says, "I'm finished. But you should know that you car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."

    Oh, and the white carbon design is absolutely stunning. =)

  • http://www.facebook.com/dtdoppelt Dylan Doppelt

    What is the difference between Android 4.1 and 4.2?
    About 5 months.

    I'd love a Titanium Back Skin with a Black Carbon Front Skin!

  • Amirul Khalis

    Asus is considering changing the command 'Press any key' to 'Press Enter key' because customer keep calling and asking where is the 'Any' key.

    I would like the Titanium ones please~

  • Andy

    I'd try a joke, but all the good ones argon

    silly me and chemistry haha, white carbon fiber s'il vous plaît

  • http://theotherlinh.com/ Linh

    Knock knock.
    who's there?
    ATF wh.... *boom, door breaks down* "HANDS UP!"

  • Cole Doyle

    One time I sent an email to my friends that contained ten puns as I was hoping to make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
    -I like the titanium skin a lot.

  • Bruce Gavin Ward

    i could always do with being more "skin" y!

    • Bruce Gavin Ward

      and so could my Nexus [in red]

  • Jameson

    How do you know if your friend is running Linux?
    He'll tell you every opportunity he gets, regardless of context or timing, and will even mention that the shovel you're using to beat him to death with would be better if it was running Slackware.

    ...guess that one got away from me. Can I have the carbon white?

  • Sheldon H Henderson

    There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
    Those who know binary code and those who don't.

    Purple Leather, so pur-dy.

  • Rohin Galhotra

    Very racist but still very funny.
    I was walking down the street when I see a black man carrying a TV. I thought it was mine, then I realized mine was at home shining my shoes.

    I would like titanium, please.

    • http://profiles.google.com/pbooker117 Phillip Booker


  • http://twitter.com/mcmadz Madz™

    Dont have nexus 7.. yet.. but want this

  • http://twitter.com/TheSundry Don Wiggins

    Two guys walk into a bar.

    You'd think the second one would have seen it.

    Purple leather, I think!

  • Jeremy Gilliam

    Southern talk:
    C M DUX
    M R NOT
    L I B
    M R DUX

    This would be nice to have since I have for of these in my house. Titanium please!

  • Sonny Grasso

    whats is black and white and also red all over? a newspaper
    i would like the titanium or carbon love that look with nexus cut out on titanium

  • Leigh Roto

    I'm just about to buy a 7...perfect!

  • http://twitter.com/NullColaShip Paul Nicholls

    "ASUS customer service" is the biggest joke I know.

    I'd go for Titanium - it sure does look good.

  • http://www.facebook.com/santinor Santino Raimondi


  • kristin simlai

    What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people?"

    Blue leather, please :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/santinor Santino Raimondi

    Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Blue Leather

  • Mr_Vault

    A guy wanted to get enough money to buy an iPad. So he got a ski mask and a gun and went down and held up the local bank. He was walking out with a pile of cash when one of the customers decided to be a "hero" and tried to tackle the thief. During the struggle, the crook's mask got pulled off. When he realized that he could now be recognized, he grabbed his gun and shot the "hero". He quickly put his mask back on and then pointed the gun at everyone else and asked "Did anyone else see my face?" No one said anything and no one would look at him except for one guy who was staring him right in the eye. The guy said, "My wife here...she got a pretty good look at your face!!"....

    I'll take the black leather one, thank you...

  • Nick Wells

    So, anti matter walks into a bar...the bar explodes. Watch your anti-matter folks. Exploding normal matter is no joke. White carbon would be sexy <3

  • Anonymous

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate(eight) 9...

    Carbon for me

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=9343282 Chris Lee

    2 peanuts are walking down the road and one was a salted.

    Red leather would look hot on my 7

  • Sean Stone

    2 guys walk into a bar....the 3rd one ducks.

    And I would like the Titanium one please.

  • http://twitter.com/MattS154 Matt S

    Andy walks into an apple store. Why, you ask? For lunch, of course. :D

    I'd like a (from most wanted to least) titanium, either carbon skin, or black, blue, or orange leather skins. :)

  • Jesse Clark

    Thanks for the giveaway.

  • will

    What did Bruce Lee order at bk? Whoppaaaa

    Black leather

  • Scott Mahoney

    What did the cup of Tea say when he was tired? "Leaf Me alone, I'm bushed"

  • Michael Allred

    I would love to have the Titainum

  • Jennifer Kovacs

    Pink purple or green and idk what texture, a funny joke? I used to have a fear of hurdles... but then I got over it... hurhhrbur

  • http://profiles.google.com/soapinmouth Eric Steinberger

    green; whats red and green and goes really really fast? A frog in a blender XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/pol.roxas Johan Dior

    A man is approached by a co-worker at lunch and invites him out for few beers after work. The man says his wife would never go for it - that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggests a way to overcome that problem: “When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife’s panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she’ll never mention that you were out late with the boys.” The man agrees to try it, goes out and enjoys himself. Later that night, he sneaks into the house, slides down under the sheets, gently slides down his wife’s panties, and gives her oral sex. She moans and groans with pleasure, but after a little while, he realizes he has to take a leak. He tells her he’ll be right back, gets out of bed and walks down the hall to the bathroom. When he opens the door and goes in, he sees his wife sitting on the toilet. “How the hell did you get in here?” he asks. “Shhhhh!!!” she replies. “Mom’s visiting. You might wake her up!”

    Black/Leather for me!

  • Peter Wages

    Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you found him.

    I would probably get the white carbon or titanium. They all look great though, haha!

  • David Algamis

    My Mother`s 65 year old friend just had a newborn baby and had returned home from the hospital. We went to visit her to see how things were, and make sure all was well. When we had arrived, my Mom wanted to see the baby right away, but her friend insisted we wait; And so we did. After some catching up between the two of them, we asked to the baby again, but her friend still insisted that we should wait and hang around for a couple. Naturally, ...we were becoming a little disgruntled , and we asked, ``Hey, what gives? We want to see the baby, why won`t you let us?`` Her friend responded, ``Ahh, I`m sorry to be a bother. It`s just that at this age I have to wait for him to cry so I can remember where I put him...``

    Lol sorry for wall of text and P.S.
    Ripped that joke from my momma lols

    Titanium skin Plz xD

  • eugene downing

    What did sushi A say to sushi B? Wasabi

    I'll take titanium please.

  • http://twitter.com/jonpeng jonpeng

    Gotta get the hot pink one obviouslly.

  • Scott Wolosyk

    A guy goes into the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
    "Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
    The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
    The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
    The interviewer tells the guy, "OK. You are hired. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M".
    The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
    "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

    The titanium cover would ROCK!


  • Rashed

    This is the most recent joke I heard:
    Why did the thermometer went to the college?
    Because he wanted a degree!

    I would like the Titanium front and back skin.

  • Williams Alexander Aguilar

    Man... I want ONE!!!!

  • Larry Lazarov

    One bloke says to another, if I told you I slept with your wife,would it make us enemies. The other bloke says, no,it would just make us even.lol . black carbon for me thanks.

  • Declan Gao

    I'll definitely get the titanium one. Sexy~

  • nandre

    My game packaging stated "Requires Windows XP or better." So I wiped and installed Linux :-)

    I think the brushed titanium is definitely the way to go!

  • Nathaniel Reyes

    Knock knock,
    Who's there?
    Nobody who?
    _red leather :)

  • http://twitter.com/Xeratun Xeratun

    So two kids are walking through the woods when they come across a gigantic hole. They peer over the edge and it looks like it goes down forever. So one tosses in a stone. They listen but never hear it hit bottom. So the other kid gets a big rock and tosses if it. Still nothing. Together they got a giant log and dragged it to the edge and pushed it in. Moments later a goat came running through the woods and jumped into the hole. The kids were astonished and looked around. They saw a farmer headed their way and asked 'Sir! Did you just see that goat run and jump into this hole?' The farmer replied 'Couldn't have been my goat. Mine was tied to a log.'


  • Sean Misa

    What a perfect way to distinguish mine vs my dad's, haha

  • NSims

    I like the Orange.

  • Aaron Truong

    Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?

    A: A two-ton pick-up.

    • Aaron Truong

      Oh, and titanium please.

  • Alex Vidrean

    I'm here just for the skin. And yes please, I would like titanium.

  • Greg Smith

    Looks great!