23
Dec
sadsantatiny

Man, Google. You just can't stop screwing with Christmas, can you? First you cancel December, and now this? In a very real and totally serious bug report over on Google Code, one user is reporting a serious flaw in Android: If you use the Emoji keyboard to enter a Santa face, he looks decidedly unhappy. Emotionless at best. But, as everyone knows, "Santa should be jolly."

2012-12-23_16h01_56 2012-12-23_16h02_16

Okay, yes, so Google did fix that Calendar problem, and even went out of its way to build a special Santa Tracker, after Norad hired that other search engine. So, perhaps Mountain View isn't out to Grinch and Scrooge us out of a happy holiday season. Still, this is a very serious, time-sensitive issue and we trust that the company's engineers are working around the clock to resolve the problem.

Source: Google Code via Reddit

Eric Ravenscraft
Eric is a snarky technophile with a taste for the unusual. When he's not obsessing about Android, you can usually find him obsessing about movies, psychology, or the perfect energy drink. Eric weaves his own special blend of snark, satire, and comedy into all his articles.

  • Aaron Douglas Charlong

    That slow of a news day, eh?

    • zarlwilliam

      seems like a fitting light news piece. it's almost Christmas.. lighten up.

    • Spoken Word™

      This nonsense isn't even fit for a no news day.

      • http://twitter.com/redbullcat Phil Oakley

        It's awesome.

        • http://www.androidpolice.com/author/eric-ravenscraft/ Eric Ravenscraft

          I like you. Care to share a high five with me, good sir?

          o/

          • http://twitter.com/punitvthakkar Punit Thakkar

            He didn't. Let me. I found the article awesome too, good sir.
            o

          • http://www.facebook.com/erick.mondragon.96 Erick Mondragon
          • http://www.androidpolice.com/ Artem Russakovskii

            I admire people with taller faces.

          • http://twitter.com/redbullcat Phil Oakley

            *virtual high five*

            Stuff like this is what makes Android Android. This community is so unique!

          • SpanishAbh

            o High Five Eric :)

      • http://www.androidpolice.com/author/eric-ravenscraft/ Eric Ravenscraft

        You're right. I mean, sure, it's two days til Christmas and all my friends and family are out having fun and enjoying each other's company while I'm staying close to a computer so that I can keep an eye on the news cycle because someone has to. And yes, even though it's boring, I can't (or at least won't) walk away until later in the evening because I feel a responsibility to our readers. And, I admit, I had a bit of fun with a light-hearted article to fill the time while I wait until the end of the day when I can go do what everyone else is already having fun doing.

        But, still. You're right. I was completely wrong to post an article that harms no one, is a little entertaining, and helps me to fill my time and get paid while giving other readers something to joke about over their holiday dinners.

        I will take your feelings into account next time.

        • DeadSOL

          We admire your articles and your dedication to work through the holidays! :)

        • http://twitter.com/IamPeePay Tomáš Petrík

          Don't take him seriously, without trolls like him, the Internet would be a too good place to be ;)

  • HAnsolo

    someone submit a patch!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1569417452 Tyler Watthanaphand

    Okay, I know it's included in stock ROM's, but I think the company who makes iWNN IME should be fixing this. It isn't an Android issue, but a keyboard language issue. iWNN is made by OMRON SOFTWARE Co., Ltd. who could probably fix it.

  • Gloria Tortorella

    Serious Santa is serious.

  • http://twitter.com/IamPeePay Tomáš Petrík

    Maybe it's fixed in Jolly Bean, LOL :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=600092244 Wil Alarcon

    So you'd have choose the keyboard and type the Santa face for your Christmas to be ruined?

    Me thinks the solution should be obvious. ;)

  • Stephen Long

    I didn't even know what the Emoji keyboard was... so had to Google it.

    Turns out, I'm still stuck on 4.1.1 with Sprint Galaxy Nexus. That makes me far sadder than a sad Santa.

    • Patrik

      Believe me 4.2 is buggy piece of crap!

  • http://twitter.com/kev_martin Kev Martin

    He doesn't look sad, he looks pensive. Which seems appropriate to me - you know, given that he doesn't exist and all.

    • spydie

      who said he doesn't?????

    • squiddy20

      Blasphemy!

  • DoubleP90

    This is not a sad face, it's a serious face

  • Narwhal

    Twas a bug in the People app not the Calendar app.

  • Twilightlicious

    He doesnt actally look sad to me, its like a fluffy grin, to show he has a beard.

  • Paul hargiss

    Hey here's an idea!

    Fix the goddam Bluetooth stack on 4.2, that you guys BROKE. how the f did they even relasese this?!

    • needa

      bug fixes will be out within the month. :P

  • mothicse

    Is Santa arrested ? why he is starring like this ?
    BTW, this is my new blog : http://www.timesofandroid.com

    • needa

      Animations: This technique is similar to your computer. It may look great but sucks all your battery charge. So, turn it '''off'''' for long life phone.

      and something on finding wakelocks would be helpful also. nice blog though.

  • http://ignaciozippy.com/ Ignacio Zippy

    It has a :3 face. Stop crying about everything, lol. And the fixed one looks like Homer Simpson :P
    (wait... Emoji keyboard? where?)

  • http://twitter.com/Quietlyawesome Tyler Cooke

    For all the haters saying this isn't news... The Verge sure thought so.

    http://www.theverge.com/2012/12/24/3800490/why-is-google-trying-to-ruin-christmas

  • mechapathy

    Please, Google, don't push an update for this until the toro GNex has gotten 4.2. Pretty please.

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