I don't know about you, but when I think of the holidays, my mind immediately jumps to gang violence, prostitutes and M ratings. Which is great for me, because Grand Theft Auto III (normally $4.99) and Max Payne Mobile (normally $2.99) are both on sale for just a dollar each on the Play Store right now. God bless us, everyone indeed!

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If you decide to buy these games, be sure to clear out plenty of space on your device. Grand Theft Auto III is a 1GB download, and Max Payne Mobile clocks in at 1.33GB. So, grab a glass of egg nog, hop on WiFi, put on Die Hard and have yourself a merry little Christmas. Or the holiday of your choosing. Let's be honest, this is the kind of fare we can all get behind.

Eric Ravenscraft
Eric is a snarky technophile with a taste for the unusual. When he's not obsessing about Android, you can usually find him obsessing about movies, psychology, or the perfect energy drink. Eric weaves his own special blend of snark, satire, and comedy into all his articles.

  • aNYthing6

    Max Payne is still not available for the S III. Come on, man!

  • http://codytoombs.wordpress.com/ Cody Toombs

    This is starting to get ugly. I have a pretty mediocre internet connection, so I'm planning a queue of stuff to download when I go to sleep...and the list keeps getting longer. I'm not sure it can finish by the time I wake up.

  • Stephen Milone

    ew i had to pay tax...that's new.

  • Sergio Carmona

    Weird, I'm still seeing it at 4.99, anyone else?