When it comes to Alien vs. Predator, you'll find me in Predator's corner every time. He's part of an advanced species of ultra-tech savvy slaughter machines, and let's face it - it really doesn't get much cooler than that. I'd actually like to have one as a pet. But I can't, because he'd probably mutilate me on the first day. Scumbag Predator.

Since I can't have a Predator of my own, I'll have to settle for the next best thing: the new Predators game for Android. The game, which was just released by Fox Digital and created by Angry Mob Games (Muffin Knight, Guerilla Bob), lets you play the role of everyone's favorite technologically advanced assassin, and it's your job to slay some humans. Not just any humans, though - these are some of the most badass humans on the planet. Well, on our planet, anyway. But these assassins, death-squad soldiers, mercenaries, cartel enforcers, and black ops snipers aren't on our planet. They're on theirs.

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The game will set you back $3, but be warned - it appears to also have in-app purchases for some sort of in-game alien currency. Like Predator really needs money. He can just craft whatever sort of morbid weapon he wants. Alas, here on Earth developers have to get paid, son.

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Cameron Summerson
Cameron is a self-made geek, Android enthusiast, horror movie fanatic, musician, and cyclist. When he's not pounding keys here at AP, you can find him spending time with his wife and kids, plucking away on the 6-string, spinning on the streets, or watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre on repeat.

  • David Lozano

    Be better if first person, Metroid Prime style.

  • Andrea Rossi

    I can almost hear it..."And the Pulitzer for the most fu**ing cool article of the year goes to..."

    Seriously guys, your way of writing (even for these brief articles) always amazes me. Publish a freaking book or something. I want to read your poetry to my children before going to sleep. As soon as I'll have children, of course.

  • defred34

    meh 2 year plus game from ios. what bullshit.......

  • Jeremy Cope

    In Game Puirchase..nope

    • flosserelli

      Seriously. They want $3 for a iOS port that is gimped unless you do IAPs? We're not iSheep here.

  • Matthew Fry

    I was just telling someone today that I believe that the Android ecosystem has changed somewhat to a more viable marketplace for paid content because of the proliferation of IAPs and how much we all hate them.

  • Matti

    I'm pretty sure a honey badger would pwn a Predator. We need a honey badger game, without IAPs if possible.

  • MCMikeTike

    each time I want to play this game on my sony erssion expria play it says that this game is done downloading,and when I want to play it says that it is downloading additional files in red and the back ground black. I waist my money on a game the does not work. THANKS ALOT. If any one can help me I might install the game and rate full stars but now 1 star