I know what you're thinking.
Did he fire six shots or only five? LG? Making an interesting video? Pshaw, I say! Before you dismiss it, though, let me ask you something. Have you ever seen a phone built out of magic and diamonds?! No? Then I've got something new to show you. In this four-minute promo video for the LG Optimus G, we see a man who is, apparently, a sparkle bender, forge a block of pure obsidian, then literally carve the phone out of this block with telekinesis. And that is just the beginning.
The video also demonstrates other key features of the Optimus G. Like state-of-the-art bow and arrow-powered processors that perform tasks by blowing up giant black balls filled with colored lights. Or shutters that take pictures of The Flash. And who could forget giant floating screens that you control with elaborate dances? Oh and cross-tasking.
Sure, this isn't a fake line of people waiting for a competitor's product. Nothing could be as awesome as watching folks stand around talking about stuff. But seeing a guy's muscles make Transformers sounds? That's a close second.