15
Feb
cheesetiny

You know how it goes. You're sitting back in your recliner, watching your numerous security feeds, monitoring your piles and piles of cheese, when suddenly, the mice sneak in to steal all your Pepperjack and Gorgonzola! How dairy they! Also, you're a cat. That's the premise of Cheese Tower, a puzzle game that challenges you to remove square mice from a stack of square cheese without dropping any cheese.

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Tapping the mice will make them disappear, causing the tower to begin to fall. Of course, we don't want to lose that precious cheese, now do we? Our hero curd be a bit more careful. Your goal is to get rid of all the mice without losing any of the cheese off the edge of the platform. You have parmession to lose two pieces of cheese, but not three. Three is right out.

If you're still feeling some residual Valentine's Day bleus, or you're just looking to provel your intelligence with a fun puzzle, teleme this doesn't sound right up your alley. It's...um...really goud.

Eric Ravenscraft
Eric is a snarky technophile with a taste for the unusual. When he's not obsessing about Android, you can usually find him obsessing about movies, psychology, or the perfect energy drink. Eric weaves his own special blend of snark, satire, and comedy into all his articles.

  • http://www.AndroidPolice.com Artem Russakovskii

    Pun hunt season is officially open.

    • Ben

      Those were officially cheesy puns.

  • toshistation

    Ow. So many puns.

    Something tells me it's probably pretty fun to work at AP. At least I hope it is.

    • http://www.AndroidPolice.com Artem Russakovskii

      If someone says otherwise, they're lying.

      • David Ruddock

        Aside from the hourly beatings, yeah, pretty fun.

  • Garry

    With his apparent lack of knowledge and high school paper writing chops, I'm really surprised you guys haven't fired this guy.

    • http://www.AndroidPolice.com Artem Russakovskii

      I don't see any puns in your message, so I'm assuming you're serious. In which case, SON I'M DISAPPOINT.

  • Wallie

    are all the spelling errors intentional? There's so many I feel like they have to be. Am I missing the joke?

    • http://www.AndroidPolice.com Artem Russakovskii

      Look into the definition of "pun" and then think of as many cheesy things as you can.

      :-/

    • David Ruddock

      I think you ought to take a pecorino at some of these muensterous mispellings in Googlezola.

      • js

        Cheez whiz, he's trying to be a curd.

  • Simon Belmont

    Haha. "A BRIEZE to play."

    I see what you did there. Mmm, cheese.

  • sriracha

    all these jokes are a bit fermented..

  • Dan

    It makes me sad to admit it, but "Grate" in the headline is the only thing that made me even look twice at this game. Now, I've downloaded it and it's a blast! A really interesting combination of strategy, patience, and speed twitch clicking.