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First things first - if you're easily offended or recently had your appendix removed, with stitches that could come apart from excessive laugher, stop reading right now, hit the Back button, and erase the title from your memory. Cool? Alright.

So, a few weeks back, an app called "Dick" showed up in the Market, only to be quickly banned by Google (what a dick move, eh?). We called it the most WTF app to ever hit Android, and Google seems to be in agreement. Since there's a sexual connotation (who would have thought?), the Market's ToS are pretty clear - no porn is allowed, so nobody should have been surprised when the app got ejected.

However, we still wanted to play it (and so did a lot of you based on all the comments) and spin that trouser sausage left and right in the most hilarious ways possible. There was only one problem - nobody had the APK. And even if they did, it was copy-protected, so no dice on off-Market installs.

Not a problem - the app's author promised us to sort it out and release the APK without any copy protection a few weeks later. As you may have guessed, "a few weeks later" happens to be today, so let me present to you - Dick.

But seriously, make sure there are no sharp objects on the floor around you - we don't want anyone hurting themselves rolling around, do we?

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Artem Russakovskii
Artem is a die-hard Android fan, passionate tech blogger, obsessive-compulsive editor, bug hunting programmer, and the founder of Android Police.
Most of the time, you will find Artem either hacking away at code or thinking of the next 15 blog posts.

  • http://www.twitter.com/teamROU Phil Oakley

    OK...that is the most random app.

    • Jon Garrett

      who besides gays and women would want an app called 'Dick' on their phone?

      could you imagine if one of your buddies asked to use your phone and he sees an icon that says 'Dick' !!

      WTF !

      • JAlexoid

        Men are obsessed by their penises. So please...

        Just like women are obsessed by their looks.

        • http://twitter.com/DemonnPrincess 茶ん手楽

          That's not all women, so by your logic not all men are obsessed with their parts?

  • Jawabba

    Ah yes let the innuendos begin.

    • ThePatio

      In-Your-End-O!!!

    • dethduck

      It's not an innuendo when it's just...hanging... out there.

      Just saying.

  • Cliffy

    Google banning this app seems like a…dick…move to me.
    But seriously this app isn’t really offensive it’s just dumb.

  • Tyler C

    This app is so incredibly fun lyke omg!!

  • Matt

    My wife found my Dick on my phone and she was like, "WTF?" and I was like, "exactly."

  • http://mgamerzproductions.com Mgamerz

    I like the free play mode. Play with your dick as you like.

  • M. Slampak

    ...take that IOS! yeah, they're jealous...

    • http://www.AndroidPolice.com Artem Russakovskii

      Not sure about that... Google ejected it form the Market. So what's iOS taking exactly?

      • Mgamerz

        It's taking dick, obviously! Now just for where...

      • Nick Coad

        I guess they can't install an app that Apple doesn't approve, whereas we can just by downloading the APK. Apple users would need to jailbreak for that.

        But yes, I do see your point, don't mind me. I'm pedantic.

  • Spydie

    so why is it green now? (long green donkey dicks)

    • http://www.AndroidPolice.com Artem Russakovskii

      The censored version features a different "skin".

  • sriracha

    now i have something to do with my other hand..

    • David Ruddock

      +1. Would read again.

  • Omar

    I like recording myself doing that in real life and using the video to show my friends the "game". hahahaha

  • Bakalon

    You spin me right round baby........

  • Jon

    Finally a worthy Android game.......rejoice!!!!!

  • Nik

    Wow. Just...... wow.

  • http://twitter.com/DemonnPrincess 茶ん手楽

    ..........this can be enjoyable for the targeted crowd, but I think it's a bit weird and way too silly for me. I wouldn't be able to take it seriously. Yes I know, that's the point, but I like to take my games seriously.

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