Last Updated: November 22nd, 2011

Update: Unfortunately, Verizon pulled the ads. When we asked them why, their official response was: "The ads were pulled because some of the professional service agreements have expired."


It's no secret that Verizon's LTE network is the fastest and largest mobile data network in the U.S. (can't say it's the most reliable though), but to make sure every Tom, Dick, and Harry knows about this, the company has rolled out a batch of LTE commercials featuring slogans such as "Instant Results," "Just Like That," "What You Want. Now," and "It's That Fast."

And what do you know - they're actually quite funny. Watch:


^^ This is my favorite one ^^





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  • http://silverfang77.tumblr.com Silver Fang

    I love the one where the guy turns the charcoal into a diamond. Talk about your instant alchemy!

  • Mohuddin

    lol. I want 4g now

  • nikeairj

    The boy scout video got my vote!

  • http://tea-rrific.org Aimée

    Love the charcoal one. Smart and funny!

  • Nexuz-Uno

    These are great.

  • Jacob

    The guy in the Track Meet who said "Runners Take Your Marks" sounded like the black guy from allstate commercials.

  • Jason

    ... Why's the black guy gotta be so fast? Stereotypes..!

  • http://samsunggalaxys2blog.com/ Be

    LOL Verizon 4G, best speed on LTE

  • hugobosslives

    these are good
    love the first one

  • na

    Verizon may have the nation's largest and fastest LTE 4G network, but T-Mobile has a larger 4G network still. How much did Verizon pay you to write this article?

    • http://www.AndroidPolice.com Artem Russakovskii

      T-Mobile 4G, give me a break.

      Verizon made me free hundred dollars. I should have specified that in the imaginary disclaimer.

      • Mark

        made me free hundred dollars!! lolz That was a great one.

  • csillagpeti

    charcoal diamond conversion is just stolen from Smallville..

  • Dan

    I can't see any of them, clicking play just shows a text message in the middle of the video area saying "This video is private." help...?

    • Elviss

      Same here... Any have "mirrors" for those videos?

      • http://www.AndroidPolice.com Artem Russakovskii

        Sent our VZW contacts an email to ask about them. Hopefully, they can put them back.

      • http://www.AndroidPolice.com Artem Russakovskii

        Here's the official response from VZW: "The ads were pulled because some of the professional service agreements have expired."