10
Aug
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OKCupid (via Gizmodo) published an extremely interesting (but very in-depth) article detailing all kinds of smartphone and camera data. There were a number of interesting things in the article, perhaps the most relevant of which is that Android users have nearly half the number of sexual partners as iPhone users. Age bias is eliminated because the poll was conducted on 30 year-olds, rather than the mass populace. No real use for that information, but funny and interesting.

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There are plenty of other good tidbits in the article as well. For example, the nicer a camera is, the more attractive it makes people look. Thus, a photo of somebody taken with a DSLR makes them look more attractive than if the picture were taken with a crappy cameraphone. The study also found that the flash adds 7 years, because the harsher light highlights imperfections. Further, a lower depth of field makes subjects appear more attractive, as do pictures taken in the evening. All in all, pretty interesting.

In conclusion, go out and have sex. We can’t have those iPhone asshats showing us up that badly.

[Source: Gizmodo]

Aaron Gingrich
Aaron is a geek who has always had a passion for technology. When not working or writing, he can be found spending time with his family, playing a game, or watching a movie.

  • drdrewdown

    the part it doesnt mention, Android users are having heterosexual sex.... iPhone users... well i'll let you figure it out :D

    • truedat

      hahaha makes sense :)

    • RJ

      lmao . . well, I cannot argue that one since it fits my view of fruity phone users! (pun intended)

  • ari-free

    This is so stupid for so many reasons.
    Fewer sex partners != less sex

    • Aaron Gingrich

      Relax, it's not meant to be serious. All in good fun ;)

    • http://www.AndroidPolice.com Artem Russakovskii

      True, maybe Android users are just more faithful and serious in their relationships.

  • Lewis

    Yeah, that's because you can't get Grindr on android yet ;)

  • Shay

    That's funny.... I'm married and get action almost everyday. It's because Android users are smart and settle down whereas Apple users sleep around. Where do these numbers come from anyway, stupid poll!

  • boris

    Due to most iPhone users being promiscuous homosexuals who spend most of their time in that Grinder app :)

    • http://www.AndroidPolice.com Artem Russakovskii

      That's the 2nd mention of Grindr. Now I have to look it up.

      Edit: :-]

  • dave

    Well, computer geeks know what the best OS is and therefore use android. Computer geeks typically don't get laid..lol

    • http://www.AndroidPolice.com Artem Russakovskii

      That's scientific evidence right there.

  • brian

    Lol, the average iphone male only has 10 partners by age 30? I did that in a year of college and by no means was I pulling a lot of ass.

    Evo 4g, rooted, San Diego State.

  • D

    Does the report take into account all the masturbating us Android users do since we can watch porn sites with our fully flash-enabled phones? LOL!

    • http://www.AndroidPolice.com Artem Russakovskii

      This seriously cracked me up and the people on the train are looking at me funny. Clearly, iPhone users without tethering, they are.

  • http://nil Jordan

    Maybe you guys should START reading and realise the graph is about NUMBER of partners, not QUANTITY of sex!!

    a person can have one partner, and sex 3 times a day, and have more sex than a person having 100 partners, and sex once a week ffs....

    • Aaron Gingrich

      It's all in good fun, Jordan. Nothing to get worked up about ;)

  • rmh

    iphone users have more sex because they are all more frustrated with their equipment... Andriod users have more time to use their devices because sex isn't an issue because they have more time to play...

  • chris ponciano

    well its probably accurate, every douchebag i know has an iPhone because of its dumbed down interface for dumb people who cant even turn on computers. Douchebags are a-holes, and a-holes tend to get all the women right? the nicer you are the less you get laid, simple fact.

  • http://www.google.com Bond

    It's because there's an app for that.

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